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Hey Kids! How'd You Like To Join The Nintendo Fun Club?

      Well you can't, because it doesn't fucking exist anymore. What's that you say? You don't care that it doesn't exist and you want to join anyway? Well, then you're in luck! Below you will find scans of an actual Nintendo Fun Club subscription card that you can print out and mail to Nintendo! If the Nintendo Fun Club still existed, this card would get you all sorts of exciting "members-only" benefits such as special merchandise offers and sneak peeks at hot new games, not to mention the Nintendo Fun Club Newsletter, filled with top secret strategies for all your favorite Nintendo games. Unfortunately the Nintendo Fun Club has been out of business for over 20 years, so this subscription card doesn't do a goddam thing. You could still send it in though.

NOTE: is not responsible for any beatings you might receive from Reggie Fils-Aime if you send this card to Nintendo.