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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Today I went to Taco Bell and got a Combo #7, which is a taco and a quesadilla. I also agreed to donate a dollar to some charity they are running, and my bill turned out to be $6.66.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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When I get breakfast at McDonald's, I get the sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle combo. But if I substitute orange juice instead of coffee, my total comes to 6.66.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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I bought 3 gallons of gas the other day. My total was 6.66.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Taco Bell isn't Satan, but it is demonic. An hour after visiting Taco Bell, Satan is summoned to your butthole.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Taco Bell isn't Satan, but it is demonic. An hour after visiting Taco Bell, Satan is summoned to your butthole. |
Everything is demonic to me, because I get the runny shits constantly.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Taco Bell isn't Satan, but it is demonic. An hour after visiting Taco Bell, Satan is summoned to your butthole. |
Everything is demonic to me, because I get the runny shits constantly. |
This has to be an alt account.
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Count_Akula
Title: Sir Galahad
Joined: Dec 19 2014
Location: Taiwan
Posts: 142
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What's demonic is when they serve up soggy, cold tacos and you sit there eating them anyways, drowning them in Fire sauce and feel like complete shit 15 mins later.....
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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I generally avoid Taco Bell unless everyone I'm with wants to get some. I don't hate it, I'd just rather get something like Planet Sub instead.
I also don't get these famed fiery shits that everyone else claims to. I've always believed that's just a widely perpetrated myth of some kind.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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It is a myth, but a fun one.
And Taco Bell isn't about tacos. It's all about burritos and maybe Gorditas. But never just plain old tacos.
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| And Taco Bell isn't about tacos. It's all about burritos and maybe Gorditas. But never just plain old tacos. |
True. If you're going to incur the wrath of Satan at Taco Bell, at least make it for a cheesy gordita crunch.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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I have lost interest in Taco Bell ever since they got rid of their volcano sauce.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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One of the only reasons I bother to go there is this donation game thingy, where you drop a coin in and if you land it on a platform you win food. I've gotten really good at it, so I always manage to win a burrito for like a quarter.
However, I do like their steak for some reason. I'll sometimes sub steak into my soft or crunchy taco, which is unexpectedly nice. Expensive though.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| One of the only reasons I bother to go there is this donation game thingy, where you drop a coin in and if you land it on a platform you win food. I've gotten really good at it, so I always manage to win a burrito for like a quarter. |
I remember bearing witness to one of these victories. It was epic.
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Count_Akula
Title: Sir Galahad
Joined: Dec 19 2014
Location: Taiwan
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
It is a myth, but a fun one.
And Taco Bell isn't about tacos. It's all about burritos and maybe Gorditas. But never just plain old tacos. |
No shit man. I miss Gorditas so much. I moved to Taiwan last year (originally from Quincy, MA) and there are like no fucking tacos or Mexican food here unless you go into Taichung city which is like 45 mins away. Also no Mountain Dew! I would pay 20 bucks for some Dew right about now.. Ebay, here I come! But what about Gorditas? Maybe I can buy the home dinner kit online? LOL
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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I go to Taco Bell solely for the Baja Blast Mountain Dew. In my circle of friends we call it toilet water.
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Count_Akula
Title: Sir Galahad
Joined: Dec 19 2014
Location: Taiwan
Posts: 142
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Man I wish I could have tried that stuff.. Many countries will not even carry Mt. Dew because Iguess it's toxic!
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Methid Man
Title: Spawn of Billy Mays
Joined: Nov 23 2010
Location: Hackensack, NJ
Posts: 544
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I'm not too crazy about Mexican food. But then, does Taco Bell food really count as Mexican food?
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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It counts in the same way Pizza Hut counts as Italian food.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| @om*d wrote: |
| I go to Taco Bell solely for the Baja Blast Mountain Dew. In my circle of friends we call it toilet water. |
Baja Blast is awesome, and it's not toilet water.
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| It counts in the same way Pizza Hut counts as Italian food. |
I used to love Pizza Hut, I just wish they would make new kinds of pizza from time to time. All their pizzas are the same thing since the 90s when I started going there. My family and I love Papa John's. I used to love Noble Roman, which had a Street Fighter II arcade cabinet and you could watch the chefs make the pizzas through a glass window. Too bad it closed down a long time ago.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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I think it's unfair to equate Taco Bell with Satan. Satan doesn't seem like such a bad guy.
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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Taco Bueno is a lot better.
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