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Taco Bell is SATAN!


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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 03:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Today I went to Taco Bell and got a Combo #7, which is a taco and a quesadilla. I also agreed to donate a dollar to some charity they are running, and my bill turned out to be $6.66.
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 05:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

When I get breakfast at McDonald's, I get the sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle combo. But if I substitute orange juice instead of coffee, my total comes to 6.66.


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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 07:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I bought 3 gallons of gas the other day. My total was 6.66.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 08:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Taco Bell isn't Satan, but it is demonic. An hour after visiting Taco Bell, Satan is summoned to your butthole.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 08:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Taco Bell isn't Satan, but it is demonic. An hour after visiting Taco Bell, Satan is summoned to your butthole.


Everything is demonic to me, because I get the runny shits constantly.
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Cameron
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Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 08:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

DarknessDeku wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
Taco Bell isn't Satan, but it is demonic. An hour after visiting Taco Bell, Satan is summoned to your butthole.


Everything is demonic to me, because I get the runny shits constantly.

This has to be an alt account.


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Count_Akula
Title: Sir Galahad
Joined: Dec 19 2014
Location: Taiwan
PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 09:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What's demonic is when they serve up soggy, cold tacos and you sit there eating them anyways, drowning them in Fire sauce and feel like complete shit 15 mins later.....
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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 09:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I generally avoid Taco Bell unless everyone I'm with wants to get some. I don't hate it, I'd just rather get something like Planet Sub instead.

I also don't get these famed fiery shits that everyone else claims to. I've always believed that's just a widely perpetrated myth of some kind.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 09:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It is a myth, but a fun one.

And Taco Bell isn't about tacos. It's all about burritos and maybe Gorditas. But never just plain old tacos.
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 09:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
And Taco Bell isn't about tacos. It's all about burritos and maybe Gorditas. But never just plain old tacos.


True. If you're going to incur the wrath of Satan at Taco Bell, at least make it for a cheesy gordita crunch.


Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
 
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Cameron
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 09:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have lost interest in Taco Bell ever since they got rid of their volcano sauce.


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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 09:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

One of the only reasons I bother to go there is this donation game thingy, where you drop a coin in and if you land it on a platform you win food. I've gotten really good at it, so I always manage to win a burrito for like a quarter.

However, I do like their steak for some reason. I'll sometimes sub steak into my soft or crunchy taco, which is unexpectedly nice. Expensive though.


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Cameron
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 10:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Drew Linky wrote:
One of the only reasons I bother to go there is this donation game thingy, where you drop a coin in and if you land it on a platform you win food. I've gotten really good at it, so I always manage to win a burrito for like a quarter.

I remember bearing witness to one of these victories. It was epic.


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Count_Akula
Title: Sir Galahad
Joined: Dec 19 2014
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2014 10:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
It is a myth, but a fun one.

And Taco Bell isn't about tacos. It's all about burritos and maybe Gorditas. But never just plain old tacos.


No shit man. I miss Gorditas so much. I moved to Taiwan last year (originally from Quincy, MA) and there are like no fucking tacos or Mexican food here unless you go into Taichung city which is like 45 mins away. Also no Mountain Dew! I would pay 20 bucks for some Dew right about now.. Ebay, here I come! But what about Gorditas? Maybe I can buy the home dinner kit online? LOL
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@om*d
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Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Dec 21 2014 09:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

I go to Taco Bell solely for the Baja Blast Mountain Dew. In my circle of friends we call it toilet water.


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Count_Akula
Title: Sir Galahad
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PostPosted: Dec 21 2014 10:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

Man I wish I could have tried that stuff.. Many countries will not even carry Mt. Dew because Iguess it's toxic!
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Methid Man
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PostPosted: Dec 21 2014 12:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm not too crazy about Mexican food. But then, does Taco Bell food really count as Mexican food?
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Dec 21 2014 01:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It counts in the same way Pizza Hut counts as Italian food.


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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Dec 21 2014 08:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d wrote:
I go to Taco Bell solely for the Baja Blast Mountain Dew. In my circle of friends we call it toilet water.


Baja Blast is awesome, and it's not toilet water.

The-Excel wrote:
It counts in the same way Pizza Hut counts as Italian food.


I used to love Pizza Hut, I just wish they would make new kinds of pizza from time to time. All their pizzas are the same thing since the 90s when I started going there. My family and I love Papa John's. I used to love Noble Roman, which had a Street Fighter II arcade cabinet and you could watch the chefs make the pizzas through a glass window. Too bad it closed down a long time ago.
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slapolakinkaido
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PostPosted: Dec 21 2014 09:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think it's unfair to equate Taco Bell with Satan. Satan doesn't seem like such a bad guy.


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Arlock41
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Joined: Dec 07 2008
PostPosted: Dec 21 2014 10:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Taco Bueno is a lot better.
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