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Posted: Jan 26 2007 04:44 pm

I have a problem, Whenever I go to the bathroom at work and I see someone sitting in the stall I do my business and then I go and PRETEND to leave the bathroom...I swing the door open and everything...then when they start commencing there pooping I wait for about a minute and then I cough really loud...Embaraasing them to the point that they stop going again. I think its so hilarious. Am I a sick person? Can I be Cured?

Posted: Jan 26 2007 04:46 pm

Wow. Sure you aren't jokin' around when you do that?

Anyway, welcome to the forums. Mr. Bomberman, otaku and only black person here.

Other forum members that know much more than I will come real soon.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 05:26 pm

Wow, interesting first post.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 05:58 pm

Oh, I get it...it's like a predator / prey thing. So you sick fucks enjoy ruining my bathroom time, huh? You like that? Next time I'm going to shit on you instead of in the toilet, you fuck. Maybe you'd like that, huh? Maybe you'd love it? Maybe you love getting your face shoved in shit? Huh? YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN' IDIOTS

Just kidding welcome to the forum Cool

Posted: Jan 26 2007 06:14 pm

Murdar Machene wrote:

Oh, I get it...it's like a predator / prey thing. So you sick fucks enjoy ruining my bathroom time, huh? You like that? Next time I'm going to shit on you instead of in the toilet, you fuck. Maybe you'd like that, huh? Maybe you'd love it? Maybe you love getting your face shoved in shit? Huh? YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN' IDIOTS

Just kidding welcome to the forum Cool

Well they are my friends that I do this to, but they get freaked out because A. They think it might be a customer and B. I know they hate going in Public Restrooms. Which makes it all that much better. Yes its cruel and yes i'm not helping their Phobia, but goddamn It's funny.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 06:16 pm

If there's someone in the stall in a public restroom, and they didn't see me come in, I turn the lights off before I leave.

Always fun.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 06:19 pm

Hello. Your weird. But then again, most of the people here are. So welcome. I'm pretty new too.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 08:02 pm

Sometimes I'll smuggle a butternut squash into the bathroom and if I see that someone's in a stall, I'll get into the stall next to them and start grunting. Then I drop the squash in the toilet and giant splash in makes usually scares the fuck outta them. For the full effect, you should knock on the wall and ask, "Hey buddy, ya got any extra toilet paper?"

Posted: Jan 26 2007 08:09 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

Sometimes I'll smuggle a butternut squash into the bathroom and if I see that someone's in a stall, I'll get into the stall next to them and start grunting. Then I drop the squash in the toilet and giant splash in makes usually scares the fuck outta them. For the full effect, you should knock on the wall and ask, "Hey buddy, ya got any extra toilet paper?"

-LMAO- I am definitly getting some more ideas to use, doing the same thing will eventually not catch them off gaurd. Recently I've had to "leave" Twice to get them.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 09:17 pm

See, I'm on the other end of this stick; I'm the guy in the stall with public toilet issues. So it's you bastards who are not only increasing my insecurity, but disrupting my bowel movements make me cranky and then I aspire to take over the world, starting with the building I'm in, so... I HOPE YOU DON'T OWN IT! Twisted Evil

...and welcome to the forums.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 09:30 pm

I have spawned a new Thread:

http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=21134#21134

Posted: Jan 26 2007 10:07 pm

Step 1: Buy an Oh Henry bar.
Step 2: Go into stall, next to an occupied stall, grunt and then drop the bar on the floor near the wall between the stalls.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 10:14 pm

Rycona wrote:

See, I'm on the other end of this stick; I'm the guy in the stall with public toilet issues. So it's you bastards who are not only increasing my insecurity, but disrupting my bowel movements make me cranky and then I aspire to take over the world, starting with the building I'm in, so... I HOPE YOU DON'T OWN IT! Twisted Evil

...and welcome to the forums.

huhu.. you said "stick"

Posted: Jan 26 2007 10:15 pm

Valdronius wrote:

Step 1: Buy an Oh Henry bar.
Step 2: Go into stall, next to an occupied stall, grunt and then drop the bar on the floor near the wall between the stalls.

The grunting should consist of a bunch of oh's and then topped by a ...HENRY when you drop the candy bar.

Posted: Jan 26 2007 11:10 pm

Valdronius wrote:

Step 1: Buy an Oh Henry bar.
Step 2: Eat the Oh Henry bar.

Fixed

Posted: Jan 26 2007 11:58 pm

Welcome!