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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 04:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have a problem, Whenever I go to the bathroom at work and I see someone sitting in the stall I do my business and then I go and PRETEND to leave the bathroom...I swing the door open and everything...then when they start commencing there pooping I wait for about a minute and then I cough really loud...Embaraasing them to the point that they stop going again. I think its so hilarious. Am I a sick person? Can I be Cured?
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 04:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow. Sure you aren't jokin' around when you do that?

Anyway, welcome to the forums. Mr. Bomberman, otaku and only black person here.

Other forum members that know much more than I will come real soon.


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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 05:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, interesting first post.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 05:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, I get it...it's like a predator / prey thing. So you sick fucks enjoy ruining my bathroom time, huh? You like that? Next time I'm going to shit on you instead of in the toilet, you fuck. Maybe you'd like that, huh? Maybe you'd love it? Maybe you love getting your face shoved in shit? Huh? YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN' IDIOTS


Just kidding welcome to the forum Cool
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 06:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Oh, I get it...it's like a predator / prey thing. So you sick fucks enjoy ruining my bathroom time, huh? You like that? Next time I'm going to shit on you instead of in the toilet, you fuck. Maybe you'd like that, huh? Maybe you'd love it? Maybe you love getting your face shoved in shit? Huh? YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN' IDIOTS


Just kidding welcome to the forum Cool

Well they are my friends that I do this to, but they get freaked out because A. They think it might be a customer and B. I know they hate going in Public Restrooms. Which makes it all that much better. Yes its cruel and yes i'm not helping their Phobia, but goddamn It's funny.


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 06:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If there's someone in the stall in a public restroom, and they didn't see me come in, I turn the lights off before I leave.

Always fun.


There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
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Trogdor321
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Joined: Jan 21 2007
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 06:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hello. Your weird. But then again, most of the people here are. So welcome. I'm pretty new too.


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Syd Lexia
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 08:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sometimes I'll smuggle a butternut squash into the bathroom and if I see that someone's in a stall, I'll get into the stall next to them and start grunting. Then I drop the squash in the toilet and giant splash in makes usually scares the fuck outta them. For the full effect, you should knock on the wall and ask, "Hey buddy, ya got any extra toilet paper?"
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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 08:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Sometimes I'll smuggle a butternut squash into the bathroom and if I see that someone's in a stall, I'll get into the stall next to them and start grunting. Then I drop the squash in the toilet and giant splash in makes usually scares the fuck outta them. For the full effect, you should knock on the wall and ask, "Hey buddy, ya got any extra toilet paper?"


-LMAO- I am definitly getting some more ideas to use, doing the same thing will eventually not catch them off gaurd. Recently I've had to "leave" Twice to get them.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 09:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

See, I'm on the other end of this stick; I'm the guy in the stall with public toilet issues. So it's you bastards who are not only increasing my insecurity, but disrupting my bowel movements make me cranky and then I aspire to take over the world, starting with the building I'm in, so... I HOPE YOU DON'T OWN IT! Twisted Evil




...and welcome to the forums.


RIP Hacker.
 
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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 09:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top



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Valdronius
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Joined: Aug 22 2005
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 10:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Step 1: Buy an Oh Henry bar.
Step 2: Go into stall, next to an occupied stall, grunt and then drop the bar on the floor near the wall between the stalls.


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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 10:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Rycona wrote:
See, I'm on the other end of this stick; I'm the guy in the stall with public toilet issues. So it's you bastards who are not only increasing my insecurity, but disrupting my bowel movements make me cranky and then I aspire to take over the world, starting with the building I'm in, so... I HOPE YOU DON'T OWN IT! Twisted Evil


...and welcome to the forums.


huhu.. you said "stick"


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Rycona
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 10:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Step 1: Buy an Oh Henry bar.
Step 2: Go into stall, next to an occupied stall, grunt and then drop the bar on the floor near the wall between the stalls.


The grunting should consist of a bunch of oh's and then topped by a ...HENRY when you drop the candy bar.


RIP Hacker.
 
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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 11:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Step 1: Buy an Oh Henry bar.
Step 2: Eat the Oh Henry bar.


Fixed
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Tebor
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PostPosted: Jan 26 2007 11:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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