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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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OMG . . .  that's all i have to say
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Total Awesomeness.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires. |
does it matter?
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Reminds me of Zombie Strippers.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires. |
does it matter? |
That's a stupid question! Of course it matters.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires. |
does it matter? |
That's a stupid question! Of course it matters. |
I'm guessing it's vampires who happen to be lesbians, who also happen to kill people.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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That reminds me of a title of a movie i stumbled upon on cracked.com. It was called "GayNiggers in Space".
No joke (or offense intended, that was the actual title of the movie).
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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Bwahaha, fuck yes.
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 let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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This is undoubtedly a rip off of another crappy movie, but this crappy movie has a backstory:
When I was a senior in high school we went to a local theater to see Hamlet. While I enjoy the story of Hamlet, the production was terrible. It was also very odd to see the ghost of King Hamlet was black, yet both Prince Hamlet and Cassius were white. If for some reason you were at this performance and didn't already know the story, I could easily see people not realizing that King Hamlet was brother and father to the other guys. You know, that whole DNA thing. (But Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?). Anyway, the playbill was as embarrassing as the production. I believe there was one legitimate actor in the whole thing, and everyone else had little to no experience it seemed. Now we get to the point of this story:
The only other acting credit listed for the guy playing Prince Hamlet was in a movie titled Lesbian Vampire Kickboxers. Considering he prepared for the role of Hamlet by bleaching his hair (making the blood tie to his father's ghost MUCH more convincing) and by refusing to take out his butt pirate earring, I'm guessing that speaks to the quality of the original VLK. Can't believe it's the sort of movie that would be updated though.
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