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Lesbian Vampire Killers!


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2008 03:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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ReeperTheSeeker
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2008 07:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

OMG . . . Shocked that's all i have to say


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Cattivo
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2008 08:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Total Awesomeness. Nod
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Dec 30 2008 10:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires.


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ReeperTheSeeker
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2008 10:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Optimist With Doubts wrote:
Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires.


does it matter?


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MOGHARR
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2008 11:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Reminds me of Zombie Strippers.


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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Dec 30 2008 11:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires.


does it matter?

That's a stupid question! Of course it matters.


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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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PostPosted: Dec 31 2008 12:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

Optimist With Doubts wrote:
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
Wait just one damn minute. Is it killing lesbian vampires, or lesbians killing vampires.


does it matter?

That's a stupid question! Of course it matters.

I'm guessing it's vampires who happen to be lesbians, who also happen to kill people.


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Shut up, Dorn
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Joined: Jan 04 2008
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PostPosted: Dec 31 2008 01:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

That reminds me of a title of a movie i stumbled upon on cracked.com. It was called "GayNiggers in Space".

No joke (or offense intended, that was the actual title of the movie).


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kenthegod
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Joined: Dec 07 2006
PostPosted: Dec 31 2008 03:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

Bwahaha, fuck yes.


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Dr. Jeebus
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Joined: Sep 03 2005
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PostPosted: Dec 31 2008 09:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

This is undoubtedly a rip off of another crappy movie, but this crappy movie has a backstory:

When I was a senior in high school we went to a local theater to see Hamlet. While I enjoy the story of Hamlet, the production was terrible. It was also very odd to see the ghost of King Hamlet was black, yet both Prince Hamlet and Cassius were white. If for some reason you were at this performance and didn't already know the story, I could easily see people not realizing that King Hamlet was brother and father to the other guys. You know, that whole DNA thing. (But Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?). Anyway, the playbill was as embarrassing as the production. I believe there was one legitimate actor in the whole thing, and everyone else had little to no experience it seemed. Now we get to the point of this story:
The only other acting credit listed for the guy playing Prince Hamlet was in a movie titled Lesbian Vampire Kickboxers. Considering he prepared for the role of Hamlet by bleaching his hair (making the blood tie to his father's ghost MUCH more convincing) and by refusing to take out his butt pirate earring, I'm guessing that speaks to the quality of the original VLK. Can't believe it's the sort of movie that would be updated though.


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