Tebor & Spanky McCracken

      Together with the site's writers, Tebor and Spanky McCracken make up the elite team known as The Moderators, a group of violent commandos who rain fierce justice down on the SydLexia.com forums in times of immense peril and strife, and when board members start calling each other faggots. Tebor and Spanky's qualifications for forum regulation are impeccable; Spanky is a childhood friend of Syd and Tebor was the site's first big fan. No one knows for sure what they look like, but Tebor claims to be son of the Nuclear Man and Spanky is alleged to have brutally ripped out the hearts of friend and foe alike.