Alowihus you play Trowel? That's pretty hardcore!
I ruined my Ibanez Destroyer by covering it with Aqua Teen Hunger Force stickers.
Anyone else play a Bottle Cap Stick Shaker Thingy?
Ross, did you ever record
Canada!?
Oh wait, in all seriousness, has anyone ever played a Fender Jagstang? I've heard they suck, but have always wanted to test one out.