Ashley Massaro, the WWE's most talented and most injury prone female wrestler, has been named as a former employee of an illegal escort service currently being investigated by the FBI. I wish I had found this out a couple of years ago. Also, I wish I had $25,000 that she allegedly cost.
I was never really a fan of Ashley. That being said, I wonder how the WWE is going to respond to this.
Optimist With Doubts
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Posted:
May 09 2008 10:21 pm
nihilisticglee wrote:
I was never really a fan of Ashley. That being said, I wonder how the WWE is going to respond to this.
they will edit her out in dvd releases and replace her with a cgi jabba the hutt
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Posted:
May 10 2008 12:23 am
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
nihilisticglee wrote:
I was never really a fan of Ashley. That being said, I wonder how the WWE is going to respond to this.
they will edit her out in dvd releases and replace her with a cgi jabba the hutt
Syd Lexia
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Posted:
May 10 2008 06:17 am
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
they will edit her out in dvd releases and replace her with a cgi jabba the hutt
I doubt it. The WWE has been whoring out its women for at least a decade, and what Ashley did is just the next logical step. If anything, Ashley will be rewarded. I'm sure the gears are already turning in Vince's head... He'll probably sign a deal with the Bunny Ranch and force all new and aspiring WWE Divas to work there at least once month each year.
What is with the War on Prostitution lately? When did that become a serious issue?
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Posted:
May 28 2008 10:37 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Ashley will be rewarded. I'm sure the gears are already turning in Vince's head... He'll probably sign a deal with the Bunny Ranch and force all new and aspiring WWE Divas to work there at least once month each year.
I'm simultaneously horrified and turned on by that proposition.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
