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Bands with cool names and mediocre music.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: May 27 2008 06:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mortician sounds like a cool band name but DO NOT buy any of their albums.



 
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: May 27 2008 06:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The Doobie Brothers


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
PostPosted: May 27 2008 06:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

enshinkarateman wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
ross_rifle113 wrote:
The Meatshits. They're name is hilarious and their songs have titles like "Dismembered then Raped" and "Sniper at the Fag Parade". Every song is just 12 seconds of some obscure movies quote, then about three death metal drum beats and a death metal scream of some word...actually, their music is fucking awesome too.

Very Happy if you haven't already, you should check anal cunt then.. similar style, and here's some track listings

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It"- :43
"Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury"- :42
"I Like Drugs and Child Abuse"- :22
"Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison"- :41
"I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis"- :51
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome"- 1:03
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach"- :28
"Chris Barnes Is a Pussy"- 1:04
"Tim is Gay"- 1:30

and that's just a few songs off one album.

Do yourself a favor and don't actually buy any Anal Cunt albums. The music is garbage. But the lyrics and songtitles are hilarious, even if there's a possibility Seth Putnam (mainman behind AC) really is a racist, sexist asshole.
Impaled Northern Moonforest is a cool name, but the music is all right, given how its Acoustic Black Metal. Another Seth Putnam project.

I agree all the way... don't buy their stuff.. music, especially recording quality is terrible, and the frontman may be a bigot... though I have my doubts as it all seems like it's a big joke, trying to push everyone's buttons.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
PostPosted: May 28 2008 07:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

Burt Reynolds wrote:

I agree all the way... don't buy their stuff.. music, especially recording quality is terrible, and the frontman may be a bigot... though I have my doubts as it all seems like it's a big joke, trying to push everyone's buttons.

I agree with you there, I doubt anyone really could be that over-the-top with hate. But he is friends with racist band Vaginal Jesus, and has covered their songs live, so it's highly possible. Only thing I own with Putnam on it is Pantera's "The Great Southern Trendkill", in which he provided backing vocals. That's as close I get to that crap. After all, "ya lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas."

Any, more bad music, good names:
Trivium-Fantastic name, but horrible metalcore, or Metallica wannabe thrash.
Trendkill-You'd think this would be an awesome Panteraish band, but they're just more metalcore.
Slaughter-There were three Slaughters. The first two were death/thrash bands, and the third was a glam band. I don't like glam, but Slaughter is a cool name.
Poison-Again, there were two Poisons, the first was a crappy Black Metal band, the second the glam band. I don't really like either (I prefer the first one, though)
Incubus-For the third time, there were three Incubuses-The first two were death/thrash, and the third is the more popular Incubus. I don't hate them, but I wouldn't pay for any of their music. That being said, "Incubus" is a really cool name.
Slipknot-For the fourth time, there were two Slipknots-a crossover thrash band, and the Nu-Metal band. I haven't heard the first one, and the more famous one is listenable. Again, "Slipknot" is a cool name.
That's all I can think of for now.


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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: May 28 2008 11:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

There were two Skid Rows too. The popular Skid Row bought the name off the original. The only difference is Skid Row kicks fucking ass!


Does anybody here have a Ross Rifle?
www.thetwowordsmusic.com
www.myspace.com/rossrifle
 
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Jul 13 2008 10:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

About four years ago I thought Panic! At the Disco had an interesting name. And then I heard the music...yech. Oh, and I heard they recently dropped the exclamation point, which, in my opinion, was the only thing they had going for them.

I wish more bands had self-explanitory names like "Bread". At least with Bread, you know what you're getting yourself into.


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