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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
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Policepuppy
Joined: Jul 27 2007
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... WOW....I hate the whole "kids are playing this game" crap..... what about "M +18" does the reviewer not get......
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monachetti
Joined: Apr 23 2007
Location: State of Confusion
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man i forgot about this game...this game was fun and way funny!
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Conker was an awful game. I'm no prude, but when you work that blue, it should make sense and be funny, instead of just being for the sake of it.
Plus, the storyline was ridiculous, and the gameplay was awful - making you do the same mundane tasks over and over and over again. I thought it would be a funny little adult game, but it was boring and silly.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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I enjoyed the game. It had decent parodies of pop culture movies and the humor, although rather crass, was funny. I knew the story made no sense whatsoever, but I just looked beyond that and the game wasnt bad.
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Mr. Bomberman
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I never played the N64 version. I played the Xbox games (with the remake). They were fun, and it controlled better than the N64 version. Also, fur shading.
Nice pun with the thread title too.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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I played it for a little on the XBox once, later a downloaded it as a ROM but the file is so huge it won't run on my computer. When I was older (and after I got rid of my N64) I realized that Conker was always at the used game store I frequented, I felt like such a dumbass I decided to buy the Conker game for GBC, then I felt like a bigger dumbass.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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It was OK. My favorite part was multiplayer, Squirrels VS Teddyz.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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You never read the bible.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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The bible is actually a pretty good book. Well, better than Harry Potter at least.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
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I know some people who were saying this last Harry Potter book was the best book ever written or something. Seems like a stretch, but I've never read it, so who can tell.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I'm gonna go with no on that one. The Lord of the Rings > Harry Potter.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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I've somehow never read those or seen the movies for them, either.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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| I never played the N64 version. I played the Xbox games (with the remake). They were fun, and it controlled better than the N64 version. |
So you never played the N64 version, yet you still somehow have an opinion on how well it controlled? OK...
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Mr. Bomberman
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| I know some people who were saying this last Harry Potter book was the best book ever written or something. Seems like a stretch, but I've never read it, so who can tell. |
I've read them all and their a good read but the hype on the series is blown way out of proportion. The last book was okay but it was no way the best book ever written. Some of the subplots still confuse me and the big bad should have had a cooler death.
As for Conker, it is one of the few RARE games for the N64 i didn't play. Never had the chance really to play it and from what i've hear, it is the most crude game they made for the N64.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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It plays a lot like Banjo-Kazooie. In fact, I consider the Banjo-Kazooie series to be Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie, Donkey Kong 64, and Conker. You have to admit that Rare rehashed the game style and engine to death.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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They used it in Star Fox Adventures too.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Did they? You gotta be kidding me.
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Syd Lexia
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Well, to be fair, SFA was a lot more action-oriented than those other games. But yeah, there still was a lot of collecting.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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SFA was originally Dinosaur Planet or some such anonymous hop n bop, right?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Yeah. It wasn't even supposed to be a Star Fox game. Krystal was an OK addition to the Star Fox universe, but I could do without Prince Tricky.
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