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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Sorry to be thread starting bastard but I think a homeless RPG would be freaking hilarious.
YOU FOUND A HALF EATEN SANDWICH IN THE GARBAGE CAN, + 10 VITALITY!
YOU EQUIP STAINED PANTS FROM THE SALVATION ARMY BIN, LEVEL UP!
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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It depends. Do I have the option to pursue work and live at the YMCA until I can afford a car and/or apartment? Or do I have to be some addicted failure that sleeps in my own feces?
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Oh shit, that would be fucking sweet.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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That would be an awesome game. Panhandle to buy your bottle of thunderbird wine. Look for a convenient corner or freeway offramp to panhandle. Trying to find the right trash can to make a fire.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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What kind of summon spells would a hobo have?
--Knights of the Pound - a pack of stray dogs tears the enemy apart
--Neo Pigeonmut -- a giant pigeon flies out from behind the moon and unleashes a flurry of poo
And for his hobo limit-break......the Omnislash performed with an AIDS-infected syringe
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"Wolfman's got nards!"
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Yeah because every rpg should be like Final Fantasy 7 you fucking dolt 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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Soup kitchen should be used as a save point.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Night Train should be used as health potions.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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no, this is the best RPG ever:
'The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in Tales of Game's Studios Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.'
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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LOL that was awesome.
In unrelated news, the Raiders finally won. Gotta drink some to celebrate. Woohoo!
In addition, two plus two is four.
Random website plug of the day: http://myroommateisadick.com/
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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You hitch a ride on a train, and your beating up police officers and bulldogs like normal, but it turns out the TRAIN IS THE BOSS.
Heres to hoping you got that +3 vorpal bindel, cause your probably fucked.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| Night Train should be used as health potions. |
yes, and crack would be some sort of attack boost for combat.
If you get accosted by the citizens for constatly begging for change you could use your special power "Ramble incoherently while pissing yourself" to frighten them off.
I got the idea for this horrible game in traffic. I was sitting at a red light watching two bums fight over who could stand on the corner, one disheveled hailry hobo was shoving and shouting at another one who had a fake leg, the fake leg bum was shuffling backwards trying to ward his attacker off by slapping his cardboard veitnam vet sign on top of his assailent's head.
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| It depends. Do I have the option to pursue work and live at the YMCA until I can afford a car and/or apartment? Or do I have to be some addicted failure that sleeps in my own feces? |
Yes, when you climb the ladder to stability the game shows a congratulations screen, saves your players name and appearance, and switchs over to the sims.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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