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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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Heavy metal band Metallica have been accused of being a threat to many things: music, melody, taste, decency, impressionable children, and so on.
But a terrorist threat?
Well, it happened at Luton airport on Thursday when frontman James Hetfield was en route to play Live Earth at Wembley Stadium and got his ass investigated by UK airport officials who thought he was a terrorist.
Hetfield was questioned by staff who were concerned about his appearance, specifically his "Taliban-like beard." After a brief interrogation, he was allowed to leave the airport after convincing officials he was a rock star, not a mad bomber.
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Cygnus
Title: The guy who doesnt Suck
Joined: Jun 26 2007
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What the fuck? Thats like racist for one (not that Im with the terrorists) cuz of his beard? Or I guess beardist or something but thats stupid and the security guards have no taste in music IF THEY FUCKING DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK HETFIELD IS!
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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| got his ass investigated |
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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Metallica sucks, but I can safely and confidently say that they are not terrorists.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
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They were terrorists to young children and christians until they met Bob Rock, now they're terrorists to heterosexuality
AIRPORTS,BAAAAAAAAAD!
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Cygnus
Title: The guy who doesnt Suck
Joined: Jun 26 2007
Location: The IdontSuck Isles
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Metallica does not suck, man somebody needs to mod this guy for lack of taste
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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You can't mod opinions - especially when they're correct. Because of the napster fiasco, Metallica will always suck in my opinion.
That reminds me, anyone remember those "Napster Bad" web cartoons from campchaos.com that had Hetfield act like Frankenstein? Good times.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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| Cattivo wrote: |
You can't mod opinions - especially when they're correct. Because of the napster fiasco, Metallica will always suck in my opinion.
That reminds me, anyone remember those "Napster Bad" web cartoons from campchaos.com that had Hetfield act like Frankenstein? Good times. |
I hate Metallica for taking Napster away from me. Hearing millionaires bitch about making less money than they want, although they were still making very good money, makes me want to vomit.
And to blame Napster for poor sales rather than the last 3 really shitty albums they've put out was just ignorant.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Cattivo wrote: |
You can't mod opinions - especially when they're correct. Because of the napster fiasco, Metallica will always suck in my opinion.
That reminds me, anyone remember those "Napster Bad" web cartoons from campchaos.com that had Hetfield act like Frankenstein? Good times. |
I hate Metallica for taking Napster away from me. Hearing millionaires bitch about making less money than they want, although they were still making very good money, makes me want to vomit.
And to blame Napster for poor sales rather than the last 3 really shitty albums they've put out was just ignorant. |
The worst part of that whole Napster debacle was that it's commonly known that Metallica got a lot of their music by bootlegging records in the early eighties. The fact that they're so out of touch is rather sad.
Metallica died when Cliff died, in my opinion. Kill 'Em All was great, Ride the Lightning is a masterpiece, Master of Puppets was pretty good-but fantastically overrated-and it all went downhill after September 27th, 1986. I didn't even like And Justice For All..., as there was no bass in the mix and the songs were unnecessarily long. I hated the Black Album. The last three, well, they speak for themselves. Garage Inc.'s good, but that doesn't count because that's a covers album. (Good save for the Misfits covers. I love the Misfits, but Hetfield cannot sing Danzig's parts.)
And the "Napster Bad!" videos were great, man. "Metallicops" was my favorite.
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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I may not agree completely with Metallica on a personal level, but even if they decide to start playing christian pop, I will still always love "One." It is, and always will be, one of the greatest metal songs ever written.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
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Megadeth is infinitely better than Metallica.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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| Megadeth is infinitely better than Metallica. |
hell yes
"Rattle your god damn head!"
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Metallica is a lot like KISS. You can't deny their talent or their impact on the industry but each band's self-appointed spokesperson (Gene Simmons, Lars Ulrich) is a total douchebag.
And aside from St. Anger, pretty much every Metallica album was at least 50% good.
But yeah, Megadeth is better. But Megadeth died for me when Mustaine dicked over Ellefson.
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Cygnus
Title: The guy who doesnt Suck
Joined: Jun 26 2007
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Metallica is a lot like KISS. You can't deny their talent or their impact on the industry but each band's self-appointed spokesperson (Gene Simmons, Lars Ulrich) is a total douchebag.
And aside from St. Anger, pretty much every Metallica album was at least 50% good.
But yeah, Megadeth is better. But Megadeth died for me when Mustaine dicked over Ellefson. |
st. anger sucks, megadeaths.... meh. al their albums are good exsept st anger and reload was bad I think ill stay out of this for a while ppl are starting to think im a douche
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Cygnus
Title: The guy who doesnt Suck
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| I may not agree completely with Metallica on a personal level, but even if they decide to start playing christian pop, I will still always love "One." It is, and always will be, one of the greatest metal songs ever written. |
FUCK YAH it is
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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I personally don't care for "One".
In my opinion, it can't live up to Metallica's previous slow songs, Fade to Black and Welcome Home (Sanitarium).
Megadeth's newer stuff's pretty good, The System Has Failed's been in constant rotation in my car's CD player, and I'll be buying United Abominations later this week. I did prefer Ellefson-era Megadeth (Rust in Peace, anyone?), but at least Dave Junior hasn't dropped off the face of the earth and is keeping busy in Soulfly, F5, Avian, etc.
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FNJ
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| Cattivo wrote: |
You can't mod opinions - especially when they're correct. Because of the napster fiasco, Metallica will always suck in my opinion.
That reminds me, anyone remember those "Napster Bad" web cartoons from campchaos.com that had Hetfield act like Frankenstein? Good times. |
you know, they can be assholes who deserve a punch in the face and still make listenable music, right?
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FNJ
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St. anger is banned from cars in my circle of freinds.
every time we put hte CD on in the car we get into an accident.
no joke.
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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| Cattivo wrote: |
You can't mod opinions - especially when they're correct. Because of the napster fiasco, Metallica will always suck in my opinion.
That reminds me, anyone remember those "Napster Bad" web cartoons from campchaos.com that had Hetfield act like Frankenstein? Good times. |
you know, they can be assholes who deserve a punch in the face and still make listenable music, right? |
You mean, like Pearl Jam?
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
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| Knyte wrote: |
| JEW wrote: |
| Cattivo wrote: |
You can't mod opinions - especially when they're correct. Because of the napster fiasco, Metallica will always suck in my opinion.
That reminds me, anyone remember those "Napster Bad" web cartoons from campchaos.com that had Hetfield act like Frankenstein? Good times. |
you know, they can be assholes who deserve a punch in the face and still make listenable music, right? |
You mean, like Pearl Jam? |
And Britney Spears.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Eddie Van Halen comes to mind too.
He's managed to irreversibly piss off:
1. His ex-wife, Valerie Bertinelli
2. Michael Anthony, the band's longtime bass player
3. Every lead singer he's ever worked with
Hell, the only people who seem to be able to stand him on a personal level are his brother and his son.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Reviving a zombie thread with good reason, this is hilarious.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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As long as we're on the subject of Metallica, they were amazing last week. Creeping Death+Battery+PHANTOM FUCKING LORD=The best concert I've ever been to, tied with Rush, of course.
Also, LOL at my old posts in this thread. I now think that Black Album is actually pretty good, "One" kicks ass (especially when the pyro went off!), Master of Puppets is balls-out amazing and deserves every bit of praise it gets, and I even dig some songs off "Load" and a good amount off "ReLoad." Ccontrary to what I said two years ago, I really don't listen to Megadeth that much amymore, especially the post-"Rust" material. One of the tags on LVS is "Not giving a fuck about Megadeth post-1990". I think I've used it three times.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Tom Araya looks way more like a smelly arab terrorist than Hetfield does. Also, who the fuck calls that stubble on Hetfield's chin a beard?
Also, the necromancing would be justified if that picture wasn't a year old.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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That was fucking hilarious Blackout, thank you.
And Enshin, they seriously played Phantom Lord? That's fucking wicked. I think I'm gonna throw my vinyl copy of Kill Em All on now...
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