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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Who's better?
Name: Tia Carrere
Profession: Washed Up Actress
Pros: As the female lead in Wayne's World, she taught us the meaning of the word "schwing".
Cons: Hasn't been involved in a decent project since True Lies and that was 11 years ago.
Name: Asia Carrera
Profession: Retired Porn Star
Pros: She's a porn star, so she knows how to do things some girls haven't even heard of.
Cons: She's got a lot of mileage on her, meaning she's sucked more dick than every Limp Bizkit album combined.
My vote goes to Tia because:
1) It was a hell of a lot easier to find a decent shot of her that didn't violate the forums rules.
2) I much prefer M&Ms to S&M.
3) Her sex scene in Wayne's World was way hotter than Asia's scene in Flashpoint.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Tia was in 20 Dates she wins in my book.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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greeneyedzeke
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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Wow, that's a tough one. Tia earns points with me for being in the PC/3D0 FMV puzzle game "The Daedalus Encounter", plus she got naked in "Showdown In Little Tokyo".
Asia, well, gigs and gigs of hard drive space count for something.
Can there be a tie?
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Dr. Jeebus
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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porn...waynes world...porrnn...waynes world..
thats a tough decision. thats like asking me to choose my favorite nipple. i love them both the same!
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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| greeneyedzeke wrote: |
| plus she got naked in "Showdown In Little Tokyo". |
It's sad I can say this, but everytime I watch that movie, I swear that's a body double.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Darklire
Title: I get a Title?
Joined: Oct 14 2005
Location: The Inner Core
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greeneyedzeke
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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| Tebor wrote: |
| greeneyedzeke wrote: |
| plus she got naked in "Showdown In Little Tokyo". |
It's sad I can see this, but everytime I watch that movie, I swear that's a body double. |
That wouldn't surprise me. Alas, a man can dream, no?
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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I'm going to go with Asia, for the simple reason that if I met her one day and had enough cash in my pocket, she'd put out. Tia would probably only stoop to a handjob for crack.
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Count_Akula
Title: Sir Galahad
Joined: Dec 19 2014
Location: Taiwan
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For some ridiculous reason, when I looked at the title of this thread, I got all psyched thinking this was some kind of super amazing DVD/Blu-Ray that just came out and I almost had a heart attack.... You are mean.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Count_Akula wrote: |
| For some ridiculous reason, when I looked at the title of this thread, I got all psyched thinking this was some kind of super amazing DVD/Blu-Ray that just came out and I almost had a heart attack.... You are mean. |
that would be amazing if such a thing existed. alas, it does not.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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maverickhuntergirlz492
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| Count_Akula wrote: |
| For some ridiculous reason, when I looked at the title of this thread, I got all psyched thinking this was some kind of super amazing DVD/Blu-Ray that just came out and I almost had a heart attack.... You are mean. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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WHY WAS THIS PORN NEVER MADE??!?!?!?
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Cameron
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| Tia was also in High School High with Jon Lovitz, but my vote goes for Asia cause she's legitimately the webmaster of her own site. |
I know I'm arguing with a ten year old post, but High School High is seriously one of the worst movies ever made, and I'm not sure why this was even considered.
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GeorgeTaylor
Title: Miss Madness 99
Joined: Sep 09 2012
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The bump of this thread made me waste an hour of my life looking up what Asia Carrere is up to these days.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| The bump of this thread made me waste an hour of my life looking up what Asia Carrere is up to these days. |
Anything notable?
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
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Getting really tired of the Star Wars marketing monster.
It was annoying enough having to sit in the theater watching dozens of different ads before they shoved twice as many trailers as usual in your face before the movie started. Now it seems every other advertisement is Star Wars related.
I bet at this point I could put a Star Wars sticker on an old pair of shoes and sell them for $200.00. At least that appears to be what Disney thinks.
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GeorgeTaylor
Title: Miss Madness 99
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| lordsathien wrote: |
| GeorgeTaylor wrote: |
| The bump of this thread made me waste an hour of my life looking up what Asia Carrere is up to these days. |
Anything notable? |
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GeorgeTaylor
Title: Miss Madness 99
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| Probable Muppet wrote: |
Getting really tired of the Star Wars marketing monster.
It was annoying enough having to sit in the theater watching dozens of different ads before they shoved twice as many trailers as usual in your face before the movie started. Now it seems every other advertisement is Star Wars related.
I bet at this point I could put a Star Wars sticker on an old pair of shoes and sell them for $200.00. At least that appears to be what Disney thinks. |
Im surprised Microsoft didn't release a special XBox One based on that BB-8 droid with a white and orange decals.
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