Hello all, been a while.

Yes, oh yes, it is I. Bored as fuck tonight and thought I'd check out what you fine folks are up to. Hopefully I can return in good standing.

I'd like to apologize to those I offended in the past. I've had a bit of a come to Jesus moment, as it were, and realized that my more inflammatory opinions were incorrect. I've chilled out quite a bit. I hope that I can move forward in a new light, a light of asshole opinions on poo culture that doesn't include racism or horribly violent tendencies. You're all good by me baby, long as you're not a dick. I'm all about the clam. Yes, I did own the Jay and Silent Bob action figures.

Let's not waste this moment we're sharing together, though. I'm sure you're regretting reading this tripe, so I'll make it worth your while. I've had a career change! More money, same pussy(not that I mind, I love my wife.) I'm now in the arthropod genocide business! It's ever so much fun. So....

ITT, ask me about pest control! Or Tex Murphy.

Agreed! Except Mean Streets, I can't say it's aged well.

A year old, but this may interest you: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/05/15/your-tuesday-kickstarter-tex-murphy-project-fedora/

The cockles of my heart are warmed by your lovely Bob Ross head, Woodzy. That and Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor.

That would depend upon the strain of sapiens you're dealing with. Normally most populations can be dealt with by a strict regimen of rude glances and diatomaceous earth, but you may have to resort to loud broadcasts of Mario Lanza and front yard toilet planters.

I'd peg it right around a Nick Nolte. Sentiments were genuine though.

Man, this place has really slowed down, what happened? I mean, I was busy with life and work and all, but I figured the younger student types would have held down the fort.