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Poll :: What is the right option for sex and videogames?

Both at the same time
30%
 30%  [ 3 ]
One right after the other
40%
 40%  [ 4 ]
Should not be done together
30%
 30%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 10


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Vert1
Joined: Aug 28 2011
PostPosted: Apr 21 2013 01:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

nsfw image[SPOILER:6d1b08f9f4]Image[/SPOILER:6d1b08f9f4]

Saw this on Facebook. Seems like a reasonable game. Anyone here come up with interesting ways to mix the two? I know we've had a beer & videogames thread already so I felt this was inevitable.

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[SPOILER:6d1b08f9f4]videogames+sex= this will be the most popular sydlexia thread[/SPOILER:6d1b08f9f4]

edit: added nsfw title and put image put into spoiler tags after reading Josh's message.


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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PostPosted: Apr 21 2013 04:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That image is far from SFW and this thread is dumb already.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
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PostPosted: Apr 21 2013 05:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, he did say nsfw before posting it. I think Vert is trolling.


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Vert1
Joined: Aug 28 2011
PostPosted: Apr 21 2013 05:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I actually added the nsfw after (it's a thread about sex -- that should be enough implication the thread is nsfw). Anyhow, I am not trolling. It's merely an amusing topic that you can respond to based off your experiences with it or your beliefs towards the poll question (i.e. don't combine older Mario games linked with your childhood with sex).


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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
PostPosted: Apr 21 2013 06:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Only doggie style so you can both play at the same time.


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Sarge
Title: The Self-Titler
Joined: Aug 14 2010
PostPosted: Apr 21 2013 06:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've gotten head while playing WoW once. It was about the same as any other time, but still pretty cool. I wish I had a badass story about killing the final boss right as I finished, but alas...


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PostPosted: Apr 21 2013 08:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Vert1 wrote:
I actually added the nsfw after (it's a thread about sex -- that should be enough implication the thread is nsfw). Anyhow, I am not trolling. It's merely an amusing topic that you can respond to based off your experiences with it or your beliefs towards the poll question (i.e. don't combine older Mario games linked with your childhood with sex).

Well, it is a hilarious thread. I think trolling can be funny.


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2013 06:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have beaten a few Mega Man games while having sex.


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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2013 07:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It was an orgasmic experience to finally beat Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors 2.


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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
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PostPosted: Apr 26 2013 12:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d wrote:
I have beaten a few Mega Man games while having sex.

Psshhh, I've beaten Mega Man games years before having sex.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 26 2013 12:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
It was an orgasmic experience to finally beat Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors 2.

oh god yes


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JohnnyBenz
Title: The nip killer
Joined: Feb 08 2013
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PostPosted: Apr 27 2013 11:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Every woman I've ever been with have all been the same, they would always tell me "Would you stop playing that damn game and show me some attention?!" Even my current wife does it, but fortunatly she isn't a nag therefore she is amazing.

Also, here's a little FYI. I once beat Final Fantasy Tactics while performing oral. You might be surprised at how well they go hand in hand.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Apr 27 2013 04:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JohnnyBenz wrote:
Every woman I've ever been with have all been the same, they would always tell me "Would you stop playing that damn game and show me some attention?!" Even my current wife does it, but fortunatly she isn't a nag therefore she is amazing.

Also, here's a little FYI. I once beat Final Fantasy Tactics while performing oral. You might be surprised at how well they go hand in hand.

hah thats awesome.


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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
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PostPosted: Apr 28 2013 08:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I find Final Fantasy Tactics hard enough without my tongue in pussy.


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JohnnyBenz
Title: The nip killer
Joined: Feb 08 2013
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PostPosted: Apr 28 2013 09:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

They both involve a certain level of strategy and cunning, and end in a climatic boss battle. So doing both is almost like second nature. It's game over if you die in game or tounge goes in anus.
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Vert1
Joined: Aug 28 2011
PostPosted: May 01 2013 12:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

Okay. This is the fucked up culture we live in where if something has not been done, no matter how depraved/filthy/idiotic it is, someone has to do it.

Video title: WTF Clip Of The Week: Grown Man Tries To Have Sex With XBox 360! (*Warning* NSFW)

Link: http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/58393

I don't even want to joke about this.


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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PostPosted: May 01 2013 07:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Vert1 wrote:
Okay. This is the fucked up culture we live in where if something has not been done, no matter how depraved/filthy/idiotic it is, someone has to do it.

Video title: WTF Clip Of The Week: Grown Man Tries To Have Sex With XBox 360! (*Warning* NSFW)

Link: http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/58393

I don't even want to joke about this.

Stop looking for directions on how to have sex with videogames. Nothing good will come of it.


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JohnnyBenz
Title: The nip killer
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PostPosted: May 01 2013 11:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d wrote:
Vert1 wrote:
Okay. This is the fucked up culture we live in where if something has not been done, no matter how depraved/filthy/idiotic it is, someone has to do it.

Video title: WTF Clip Of The Week: Grown Man Tries To Have Sex With XBox 360! (*Warning* NSFW)

Link: http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/58393

I don't even want to joke about this.

Stop looking for directions on how to have sex with videogames. Nothing good will come of it.

I beg to differ. Have you even seen a PS1 open its mouth? Its like its just begging for something to be put in there...
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PostPosted: May 01 2013 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The Fairgrounds are spreading to the rest of the forum!


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