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Bacon_Motherfucker
Joined: Apr 17 2013
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That's right! The title isn't decieving. This topic is for those crummy jokes you've found half dead on the side of the road. Only to mistakenly revive them with Kellogg's Crunchy Nut®.
Here's a joke I found amusing but fails in the aspect of I fucking revived it with a cereal: Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!
Post them, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
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LordHuffnPuff
Title: Mahna Mahna
Joined: Jan 12 2009
Location: Fairyland
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I thought this would be a joke about breadcrumbs. You sadden me.
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Bacon_Motherfucker
Joined: Apr 17 2013
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Bacon_Motherfucker
Joined: Apr 17 2013
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| pls stop thanx |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a fuckin joke?"
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says to it: For you, no charge!
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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A cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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JohnnyBenz
Title: The nip killer
Joined: Feb 08 2013
Location: Northeast MS
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Horse walks into a bar. The Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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If you ever come across a hollowed out log, and you crawl inside of it, but then two strange men walk up and cover up both ends of the log with you inside of it, and they throw it in the back of a pickup truck and drive across multiple state lines before throwing the log out of the back of the truck, then man, I don't know WHAT to tell you.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbi says "This is my typo place."
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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A baby seal walks into a club....
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
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What do you call a Fred Flinstone haircut? A yabba dabba doo.
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side!
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
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Vaenamoenen
Joined: Mar 18 2010
Location: Tuonela
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Menstruation jokes aren't funny, period.
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
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How did the skeleton get his girlfriend pregnant? He boned her.
How did the camel get his girlfriend pregnant? He humped her.
Now, it's time for some anti-jokes:
What do you call a Muslim on an airplane? A passenger.
What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.
What do you call someone who robs banks? A bank robber.
What do you call a black man in a police car? And officer.
Why do people commit suicide? Because they're depressed.
Knock knock? Who's there? It's the police. You're under arrest.
Finally, two black men enter a convenience store, buy their stuff, thank the cashier, and leave.
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https://badassgorilla.blogspot.com/
Yo yo yo, check out my new(ish) site!
RIP Happy Katana (2010-2020) |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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What do you call someone who isn't funny? Logan.
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| What do you call someone who isn't funny? Logan. |
Well, this is about crummy jokes. I thought that was the point. Anyways, I know, I'm pretty unfunny, even though I try to be funny.
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https://badassgorilla.blogspot.com/
Yo yo yo, check out my new(ish) site!
RIP Happy Katana (2010-2020) |
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Bacon_Motherfucker
Joined: Apr 17 2013
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| Logan wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| What do you call someone who isn't funny? Logan. |
Well, this is about crummy jokes. I thought that was the point. Anyways, I know, I'm pretty unfunny, even though I try to be funny. |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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Would we be so cavalier about cutting down trees if they could scream? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no reason.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Skinr
Title: Minituae Guru
Joined: Jul 17 2010
Location: Elsinore
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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