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No Death Star in immediate future.


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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Jan 15 2013 11:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

A petition was submitted to the white house signed by over 33,000 people stating they wanted the White House to secure funding and resources to start construction of a Death Star by 2016. Their response actually made me chuckle.

You can read it at the link here or under the Spoiler Tag.
http://j.mp/V66PAB

[SPOILER:2d2a9da36e]OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE RESPONSE TO
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For
By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
However, look carefully (here's how) and you'll notice something already floating in the sky -- that's no Moon, it's a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -- living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We've also got two robot science labs -- one wielding a laser -- roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.

Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO), are ferrying cargo -- and soon, crew -- to space for NASA, and are pursuing human missions to the Moon this decade.

Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe.

We don't have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke's arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers.

We are living in the future! Enjoy it. Or better yet, help build it by pursuing a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field. The President has held the first-ever White House science fairs and Astronomy Night on the South Lawn because he knows these domains are critical to our country's future, and to ensuring the United States continues leading the world in doing big things.

If you do pursue a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field, the Force will be with us! Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Paul Shawcross is Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget

Tell us what you think about this response and We the People.[/SPOILER:2d2a9da36e]
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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2013 02:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Good to know they've got a sense of humor.


https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
 
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Alowishus
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2013 02:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hahahaha.

That's great.
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@om*d
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2013 12:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

I like that there is actually something government related called C3PO, and it is real. That made me laugh.


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2013 12:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d wrote:
I like that there is actually something government related called C3PO, and it is real. That made me laugh.

They also came up with an anti-missile defense program called Star Wars, probably because they couldn't think of anything actually from the movie to call it.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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