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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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This is mine from December 2007:
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| I laughed really hard at that! |
Of course, I was talking about Syd's news article talking about IGN hotlinking one of his images. I didn't even link to the damn article!
http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fuck-you-ign/
Also, Internet Explorer sucks. Get Firefox or Chrome.
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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Tomba
In an age where 3D games were the craze, Tomba was a sidescroller with 3D and RPG aspects. It was a hell of a lot of fun and I never hear anyone ever talk about it. |
i adored tomba. it was freakin' fun.
Legend of Mana is one of my all time favorits. Played like a fairy tale.
oh, and i totally agree with brave fencer musashi. you could collect action figures. beat that. |
Not much to explain, i guess. I probably tried to show that i know a little about videogames.
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
Posts: 1297
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Here's some of mine
The Halo Series- Decent, but definitely not the best series ever
Madden- I don't even really watch real football, so this might be a little unfair
Guitar Hero and Rock Band- I'd rather learn how to play a real guitar
Call of Duty- Fun, but not as great as everyone says
Resistance- Same as above
Those are some games I think are overrated. As you can see, FPS games are not my style. I actually like classic games, like SNES, N64, and Genesis. |
This was not only my first post, but also my first topic, so it is a little nostalgic to me. It was about overrated games. I still hate Madden. Halo is still just alright, but not that good. I like Guitar Hero and Rock Band now, but I think Rocksmith is far better. I still like COD, but it's not the best. I don't remember playing Resistance, but I guess I did, probably just once.
Here's a link to the thread in question: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12862&highlight=
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https://badassgorilla.blogspot.com/
Yo yo yo, check out my new(ish) site!
RIP Happy Katana (2010-2020) |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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How about no.
My first posts on the forum are riddled with angst, ADD, not knowing how the internet works, and super fanboyism
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 6998
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My first post here was a reaction to Syd's revelation that he'd never beaten Journey To Silius, something I'd done several times since picking it up at a flea market eight months earlier.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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How about no.
My first posts on the forum are riddled with angst, ADD, not knowing how the internet works, and super fanboyism |
Pretty much this. 15 was possibly the worst time for me to begin socializing.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| Hacker wrote: |
How about no.
My first posts on the forum are riddled with angst, ADD, not knowing how the internet works, and super fanboyism |
Pretty much this. 15 was possibly the worst time for me to begin socializing. |
What? 15? You said you were 17. Or was it 21? 
My first post:
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I could never quite figure out how to make Windows Media Player rip files as mp3s, so here's my method:
First, rip the files from Windows Media Player. Easy enough.
Then download this free program that converts the files to mp3:
http://www.nch.com.au/switch/plus.html |
I think I remember my mom's old Windows XP computer not having a version of Windows Media Player that could rip in mp3s (oh, the mid 2000s), and I couldn't download an updated version of it since I had dial-up at the time.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| Cameron wrote: |
| Drew Linky wrote: |
| Hacker wrote: |
How about no.
My first posts on the forum are riddled with angst, ADD, not knowing how the internet works, and super fanboyism |
Pretty much this. 15 was possibly the worst time for me to begin socializing. |
What? 15? You said you were 17. Or was it 21? |
Thinking on it, I actually joined in June, so I was actually been 14.
I was never active until about half a year later or so, however.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 588
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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I was never active until about half a year later or so, however. |
I remember signing up in the middle of 2007 as Deku_Grumble, but Syd never made my account active for some reason. It doesn't even appear in the memberlist, so I have no idea what happened to that.
I ended up making this account six months later, and it got accepted.
Best post ever.
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How about no.
My first posts on the forum are riddled with angst, ADD, not knowing how the internet works, and super fanboyism |
I remember you being popular when you first joined.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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I first posted in a Tetris thread before I properly introduced myself.
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That is the most inconvenient implementation of Tetris I've ever seen, next to the Atari arcade version. The ARE is too low for the lock delay (which is awful), the floor and wall kick rules are unintuitive, the randomizer threw me 5 Z-pieces in a row, topout applies at the 19th and 20th rows instead of 20th only, and there's only one rotation button. Of all of those, why didn't the author at least do something about that last one?
Not to mention that that isn't first-person else we'd be looking down the well. |
I think it explains everything you need to know about me well enough.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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Etch, you win for the award for greatest first post ever.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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| Etch, you win for the award for greatest first post ever. |
Indeed. Achievement unlocked, Etch.
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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My first post was in a thread about wallpapers. I said questionable content was cool
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Drew_Linky, I cannot help but notice that your first post has been removed.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| Cameron wrote: |
| Drew_Linky, I cannot help but notice that your first post has been removed. |
Quiet, you. It's best for humanity's sake if it stays that way.
Not that it matters, I think LeshLush copy pasted the entire thing anyway.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Sure, I'll bite.
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| ross_rifle113 wrote: |
| I agree with Syd on A7x and Hello from the Gutter, that song is fucking amazing |
Yes it is, but its half as amazing as "Coma."
You want yourself some Overkill? Get Taking Over or Horrorscope (which has the aforementioned "Coma." Incidentally, the album with "Hello From The Gutter," Under The Influence is Overkill's weakest album. Years Of Decay which has "Elimination" is a little better, but I prefer the other two I just mentioned. |
Context: Talking about how Avenged Sevenfold ripped off Overkill (which they did), and me giving my exquisite knowledge on which songs/albums to check out first.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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"Godsmack. I was so hopeful when these guys came out, then my hopes were quickly shot down by their suckiness."
I believe I was talking about Godsmack.[/quote]
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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"Godsmack. I was so hopeful when these guys came out, then my hopes were quickly shot down by their suckiness."
I believe I was talking about Godsmack.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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what did y'all think of assassin's creed? that looked like it had potential to be fun... dont know how i feel about that wiifit crap... looks totally unnecessary...
and maybe its just me.. but the death of the wii might be all the damn add-ons they are forcing you to buy... the nunchuk, the classic controller, the zapper, the balance board... seems like the old school NES when they had all their peripherals... maybe im just angry cause i dont have a wii... but whatev lol |
http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=40119#40119
i think i was talking about tupperware or something
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Location: Lake Michigan
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| Cameron wrote: |
| Drew_Linky, I cannot help but notice that your first post has been removed. |
Quiet, you. It's best for humanity's sake if it stays that way.
Not that it matters, I think LeshLush copy pasted the entire thing anyway. |
What's that Cameron, you wanted to review Drew_Linky's first post? Well, since you asked, I'll be happy to aid you in your critical endeavors.
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I'm new to this forum, so excuse me if I come off as a bad writer. Oh, wait, you won't have to excuse me, because I'll tell you to fuck off if you say bad things about this article.
Oh, and I don't want anyone telling me I'm a hater, so here's my disclaimer: I LOVE The Legend of Zelda. It is practically my life. Hell, I learned to READ from playing it. So I don't hate it. Or, maybe I do. There's no way you could possibly know.
That said, I'm going to begin my ran--recollection of The Legend of Zelda, one of the best (and most infuriating) games of all time.
I'm going to begin at... you guessed it, the beginning.
RANDOM FACT: After I beat this game for the first time, I went back to the title screen and sat for a few minutes, looking at the title (duh). Then I noticed that the sword sticking into the bottom of the Triforce Piece is not the straight-sword Zelda fans are oh-so familiar with. It is in fact a fencing-sword, like the French (or whoever) use. What the fuck is that for?
Anyway, once you put in your name (which is never used, by the way), you get dumped in the middle of an area you know nothing about. You have no map, no weapons, no methods of defense (no, I don't count that little piece of shit they call a shield. You couldn't block a cumshot from the tiniest balls in the universe with that), and worst of all, no instructions on what to do (that is, if you're like me and don't wait around for secret shit to happen on the title screen).
Now, I, being the young explorer I was, decided NOT to go into the cave. Instead, I would wander around the map until I was killed by the stray octoroc or moblin. After about three times of this, I actually screamed in anger at the television and didn't play until the next week.
When I resumed playing, I decided to go into the cave. After I recieved the sword, I crept into bed and cried for the next hour or so. Then, I finally picked up the controller and started off again, this time killing each and every enemy I found with fervor and animosity roughly equivalent to a dragon setting fire to a village while he has a big, fat stick up his ass.
Anyhow, I magically ended up at the fourth dungeon first. And I didn't look to see which dungeon it was because I didn't care. That is, I didn't care until about the fourteenth time I died. After that, I looked around to see what I was doing wrong, and saw, 'Dungeon 4'.
I threw the controller down (and broke it, I might add), and killed a puppy or two. The next day, when I restarted, I found that bridge to the dungeon-in-a-stump and praised Allah that I had found the first dungeon.
After much killing of those annoying bats, I found my way to both the boomerang and the bow (you know, in terms of number of uses, I consider the boomerang more useful then the bow. Not to mention that the bow is a bitch to use when you're low on rupees).
Now, after I defeated the boss (I learned a long time later that he's called Aquamentis, even though he has NOTHING TO DO WITH WATER WHATSO-FUCKIN' EVER. Remind you of something, Syd?), I felt proud of myself. I beat the first dungeon of an epic game.
Then I learned that there were more. I felt overwhelmed. But, I pressed on. I found the second dungeon, and after I killed another puppy beat that too. I continued in this manner (not necessarily the puppy thing... oh, who am I kidding? The world is at least thirty puppies less) until I was at Ganon's lair.
Now, the final dungeon in The Legend of Zelda is an experience I will never forget. I spent an entire week just finding the silver arrow. And I spent another two days finding Ganon. After I did, I raped that mother fucker like he was Pamela Anderson. And I enjoyed every fuckin' minute of his virtual 8-bit pain. After I was done shoving my sword up his ass, and he poofed into dust like Cartmen's balls, I walked forward into the room containing the flames and Zelda inside them, and I slashed every flame with a feeling that is equal only to the biggest orgasm you could possibly imagine.
And when that chore was done, I watched the end. (And note that the glitch where she does NOT use the name you entered appears both on the NES and ported GBA versions. If you're going to port a highly successful game and want it to be MORE successful, FIX THE FUCKIN' BUGS, YOU FUCKTARDS!!!)
Anyway, I watched the end. And, as I slowly realized that Link would in fact NOT be getting any from little Miss Trapped-By-An-Oversized-Pig, I turned off the NES and killed the homeless guy living under the bridge.
That is the recollection of my first experience with The Legend of Zelda. I love the game, I love the series, but I don't play it anymore unless I have about thirty hours of free-time, and no puppies are in the vacinity.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Drew Linky has the best first post ever.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| Cameron wrote: |
| Drew_Linky, I cannot help but notice that your first post has been removed. |
Quiet, you. It's best for humanity's sake if it stays that way.
Not that it matters, I think LeshLush copy pasted the entire thing anyway. |
What's that Cameron, you wanted to review Drew_Linky's first post? Well, since you asked, I'll be happy to aid you in your critical endeavors.
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I'm new to this forum, so excuse me if I come off as a bad writer. Oh, wait, you won't have to excuse me, because I'll tell you to fuck off if you say bad things about this article.
Oh, and I don't want anyone telling me I'm a hater, so here's my disclaimer: I LOVE The Legend of Zelda. It is practically my life. Hell, I learned to READ from playing it. So I don't hate it. Or, maybe I do. There's no way you could possibly know.
That said, I'm going to begin my ran--recollection of The Legend of Zelda, one of the best (and most infuriating) games of all time.
I'm going to begin at... you guessed it, the beginning.
RANDOM FACT: After I beat this game for the first time, I went back to the title screen and sat for a few minutes, looking at the title (duh). Then I noticed that the sword sticking into the bottom of the Triforce Piece is not the straight-sword Zelda fans are oh-so familiar with. It is in fact a fencing-sword, like the French (or whoever) use. What the fuck is that for?
Anyway, once you put in your name (which is never used, by the way), you get dumped in the middle of an area you know nothing about. You have no map, no weapons, no methods of defense (no, I don't count that little piece of shit they call a shield. You couldn't block a cumshot from the tiniest balls in the universe with that), and worst of all, no instructions on what to do (that is, if you're like me and don't wait around for secret shit to happen on the title screen).
Now, I, being the young explorer I was, decided NOT to go into the cave. Instead, I would wander around the map until I was killed by the stray octoroc or moblin. After about three times of this, I actually screamed in anger at the television and didn't play until the next week.
When I resumed playing, I decided to go into the cave. After I recieved the sword, I crept into bed and cried for the next hour or so. Then, I finally picked up the controller and started off again, this time killing each and every enemy I found with fervor and animosity roughly equivalent to a dragon setting fire to a village while he has a big, fat stick up his ass.
Anyhow, I magically ended up at the fourth dungeon first. And I didn't look to see which dungeon it was because I didn't care. That is, I didn't care until about the fourteenth time I died. After that, I looked around to see what I was doing wrong, and saw, 'Dungeon 4'.
I threw the controller down (and broke it, I might add), and killed a puppy or two. The next day, when I restarted, I found that bridge to the dungeon-in-a-stump and praised Allah that I had found the first dungeon.
After much killing of those annoying bats, I found my way to both the boomerang and the bow (you know, in terms of number of uses, I consider the boomerang more useful then the bow. Not to mention that the bow is a bitch to use when you're low on rupees).
Now, after I defeated the boss (I learned a long time later that he's called Aquamentis, even though he has NOTHING TO DO WITH WATER WHATSO-FUCKIN' EVER. Remind you of something, Syd?), I felt proud of myself. I beat the first dungeon of an epic game.
Then I learned that there were more. I felt overwhelmed. But, I pressed on. I found the second dungeon, and after I killed another puppy beat that too. I continued in this manner (not necessarily the puppy thing... oh, who am I kidding? The world is at least thirty puppies less) until I was at Ganon's lair.
Now, the final dungeon in The Legend of Zelda is an experience I will never forget. I spent an entire week just finding the silver arrow. And I spent another two days finding Ganon. After I did, I raped that mother fucker like he was Pamela Anderson. And I enjoyed every fuckin' minute of his virtual 8-bit pain. After I was done shoving my sword up his ass, and he poofed into dust like Cartmen's balls, I walked forward into the room containing the flames and Zelda inside them, and I slashed every flame with a feeling that is equal only to the biggest orgasm you could possibly imagine.
And when that chore was done, I watched the end. (And note that the glitch where she does NOT use the name you entered appears both on the NES and ported GBA versions. If you're going to port a highly successful game and want it to be MORE successful, FIX THE FUCKIN' BUGS, YOU FUCKTARDS!!!)
Anyway, I watched the end. And, as I slowly realized that Link would in fact NOT be getting any from little Miss Trapped-By-An-Oversized-Pig, I turned off the NES and killed the homeless guy living under the bridge.
That is the recollection of my first experience with The Legend of Zelda. I love the game, I love the series, but I don't play it anymore unless I have about thirty hours of free-time, and no puppies are in the vacinity.
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