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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
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And hos and tricks ain't shit, but venereal diseases and sexual solicitation charges
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 "Spanish bombs, yot' quierro y finito
Yo te querda oh ma corazón
Oh ma corazón, oh ma corazón" - The Clash, Spanish Bombs |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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| Can't turn a ho into a housewife. Hos don't act right. There's hos on a mission, and hoes on a crackpipe. Hey ho, how ya doin'? Where ya been? Prolly doin ho stuff 'cuz there you ho again. |
cuz YOUZ A HO
HO
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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"Spanish bombs, yot' quierro y finito
Yo te querda oh ma corazón
Oh ma corazón, oh ma corazón" - The Clash, Spanish Bombs |
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1690
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| Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. |
Yeah, it's real conversation for your ass.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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| @om*d wrote: |
| Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. |
Yeah, it's real conversation for your ass. |
I once had a bitch named Mandy May. Used to be up in them guts like everyday.
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
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| WHO FUCKING CARES |
I should have just said this.
I probably would have if it had been brought up in the IRC.
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Sarge
Title: The Self-Titler
Joined: Aug 14 2010
Posts: 598
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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| Yeah, I'd do her. |
well, yeah.
naturally.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| Sarge wrote: |
| Yeah, I'd do her. |
well, yeah.
naturally. |
Who, Kristen Stewart? Yuck. I'd imagine having sex with a cereal box would be more exciting.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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| Cameron wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| Sarge wrote: |
| Yeah, I'd do her. |
well, yeah.
naturally. |
Who, Kristen Stewart? Yuck. I'd imagine having sex with a cereal box would be more exciting. |
The exciting part is when you squeeze the box too hard and the cereal explodes all over the room. Then you have to pour milk all over the place just to eat it properly.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Women are men, but more manipulative. So they want to fuck as much as we do but they use it to their advantage to get things they want on top of sex. That's what I have learned from women
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Vert1
Joined: Aug 28 2011
Posts: 537
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Robert Pattinson Gets Revenge on Kristen Stewart For Affair With Older Director by Seducing Nancy Meyers
Robert Pattinson wasted no time in dealing with the devastation of finding out about girlfriend and "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart’s affair with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders, by quickly having sex with a much older filmmaker, choosing 62-year-old director Nancy Meyers.
Robert Pattinson sharing a post-coital embrace with director Nancy Meyers after getting even with Kristen Stewart.
According to sources close to the brooding movie star, once Stewart publicly acknowledged her infidelity with the 41-year-old married director, Pattinson immediately called his agent and demanded a list of the top female directors working in Hollywood.
To Pattinson’s surprise the list was shockingly short, due to movie studios' reluctance to hire women to direct their films.
"I never realized there was such a serious lack of female directors in Hollywood until I started searching for one to have revenge sex with," Pattinson confessed to Hollywood & Swine.
Pattinson’s first three choices were directors Jodie Foster, Kimberly Pierce and Lisa Cholodenko but they all turned him down, though strangely, the three women pleaded for Stewart's cellphone number.
Pattinson then contacted the remaining five working female directors in Hollywood, but only Meyers' schedule permitted a quick romantic rendezvous. Within hours, Pattinson got the "What Women Want" director into bed.
"I'm pretty sure I gave Nancy exactly what women want and it was nice for a change to be in bed with a woman who isn’t afraid to smile," Pattinson said, referring to the famously pouty Stewart. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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That lady's not bad looking for a 62-year-old.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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haha, that article Vert1 posted is great.
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Vert1
Joined: Aug 28 2011
Posts: 537
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/17/robert-pattinson-back-together-kristen-stewart_n_1890618.html
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Ohmygawd! I can't believe he's, like, getting back with that cheating ho bag. He can totally do better than that. And they should make someone else Bella cuz the real Bella would totally never cheat on her Edward.
Oh wait, hold on a sec. I forgot that this was Sydlexia and nobody gives a fuck.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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| Oh wait, hold on a sec. I forgot that this was Sydlexia and nobody gives a fuck. |
pretty much this
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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I'm enjoying it.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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Holy shit! That's awesome.
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