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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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I usually sleep on the floor, and when the weather permits I like to sleep on the grass in my backyard. I have been known to sleep while standing and occasionally, with my eyes open. I also frequently suffer from sleep paralysis, which really makes it look like I am dead if I am frozen in some sort of bizarre pose with my eyes open and I don't respond. A few of my friends and family members have thought I was dead over the years, lol.
I have a bed, but I mostly use it to just be lazy on and to have sex in. I have only slept in it a handful of times.
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Drew Linky
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| @om*d wrote: |
I usually sleep on the floor, and when the weather permits I like to sleep on the grass in my backyard. I have been known to sleep while standing and occasionally, with my eyes open. I also frequently suffer from sleep paralysis, which really makes it look like I am dead if I am frozen in some sort of bizarre pose with my eyes open and I don't respond. A few of my friends and family members have thought I was dead over the years, lol.
I have a bed, but I mostly use it to just be lazy on and to have sex in. I have only slept in it a handful of times. |
I wish I had the same degree of flexibility when it comes to sleeping. If I don't sleep in a soft bed, I wake up feeling like someone snapped my spinal cord.
I've never tried sleeping in the grass though. I always assumed I would be bit as I slept, so...
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
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I usually sleep on the floor, in front of the door. Sometimes on a couch. Rarely on a bed.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| @om*d wrote: |
I usually sleep on the floor, and when the weather permits I like to sleep on the grass in my backyard. I have been known to sleep while standing and occasionally, with my eyes open. I also frequently suffer from sleep paralysis, which really makes it look like I am dead if I am frozen in some sort of bizarre pose with my eyes open and I don't respond. A few of my friends and family members have thought I was dead over the years, lol.
I have a bed, but I mostly use it to just be lazy on and to have sex in. I have only slept in it a handful of times. |
I wish I had the same degree of flexibility when it comes to sleeping. If I don't sleep in a soft bed, I wake up feeling like someone snapped my spinal cord.
I've never tried sleeping in the grass though. I always assumed I would be bit as I slept, so... |
Sometimes I get bitten, but I am pretty used to it and it doesn't happen as often as you would think. I certainly wouldn't be sleeping outside if I lived somewhere that had poisonous snakes or scorpions and other horrible insects/creatures that could do some serious damage.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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I usually go to sleep using my body's sleeping posture of the minute, which is usually a variation of the facing-upwards or facing-to-the-side positions. Can't do facing-downwards positions as those require me to have my face buried in my pillow (or turned to the side), which restricts my breathing.
In regards to things other than posture, I cannot go to sleep at all if I am watching a video of some description, or using stuff like my iPad or iPhone or laptop, unless I am extremely tired, which is rare. Usually, this means I have to have a time where I stop using this stuff and focus on getting to sleep (as of now, that is 3-5am during school breaks and 12-2am otherwise). I can go to sleep in most low-light and low-noise conditions, but I find getting to sleep much easier when there is very little light (basically, a step above pitch black), and no noise.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| I sleep on a pile of money surrounded by many beautiful women. |
Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| I sleep on a pile of money surrounded by many beautiful women. |
Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island. |
im sure there is a MtG card about that exact scenario
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| I sleep on a pile of money surrounded by many beautiful women. |
Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island. |
It's a fucking quote from The Critic (Or I think from the Critic on The simpsons) How does no one get this stuff?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| I sleep on a pile of money surrounded by many beautiful women. |
Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island. |
It's a fucking quote from The Critic (Or I think from the Critic on The simpsons) How does no one get this stuff? |
Mine is a quote from Grandma's Boy. How does no one get this stuff?
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Tomdincan
Title: Test Icicle
Joined: Oct 02 2010
Location: Temple Shalina
Posts: 450
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SHODAN
Title: Sentient
Joined: Jul 21 2012
Location: Citadel
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I am quite the insomniac, lucky if I get even an hour of sleep a night.
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