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Posted: Jul 06 2012 05:44 pm

@om*d wrote:

Lasher, Sehkmaenzo, LowEndLem, SoldierHawk, Valdronius, Syd Lexia, jprime, docinsano, LordHuffnPuff and M3GA_MAN,

You all are a mass of loathsome repulsiveness. Just aberrations of nature, who are shockingly primitive sycophants and cretinous subhumans. A bunch of fecal flea-infested practitioners of bestiality, with mattress-soiling plot-less melodramas of uneventful lives. Enjoy your delusions of adequacy.

Love,
@om*d

I know YOU are, but what am I?

Posted: Jul 06 2012 06:19 pm

I don't know what you are, but I am a winner.

Posted: Jul 06 2012 06:40 pm

Posted: Jul 06 2012 06:44 pm

The-Excel wrote:

I don't know what you are, but I am a winner.

I know I am, but what are you?

Posted: Jul 06 2012 07:04 pm

At least I got some responses from a few of you. I thought you had all given up and killed yourselves already. I guess that will come later.

Posted: Jul 06 2012 08:14 pm

@om*d wrote:

At least I got some responses from a few of you. I thought you had all given up and killed yourselves already. I guess that will come later.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 06 2012 09:25 pm

I know i should know what the hell is going on, but in all reality I have no god-forsaken clue what is happening. Carry on!

Posted: Jul 06 2012 09:28 pm

docinsano wrote:

I know i should know what the hell is going on, but in all reality I have no god-forsaken clue what is happening. Carry on!

Posted: Jul 07 2012 12:01 am

What the Battlechodes Offer

- Top Secret Beam-Weaponry Research
- Homicide
- Limited Protection From Cornholing
- Mystery and Surprise
- Real Estate
- Toxic Chemicals!
- Rick Moranis
- Excellent Food

What the other teams offer

- Rape Rooms
- Paedophilia
- Genital Torture
- Venereal Diseases
- Cooties
- The Worst Cake Ever

Posted: Jul 07 2012 12:12 pm

I'm torn. I dislike Rick Moranis, but enjoy excellent food.

Posted: Jul 09 2012 05:19 pm

I'm sending a warning out to everybody here that if you rub me the wrong way, I'm the sort of person who just might take your wallet. Ruin your life. I'd even go home with your wife.
I'd take her to town, drag her around, take her home, show her the bone, bone her like I own her, and never, ever phone her! No no no!
In this Forum Battle, I am the devil. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted: Jul 09 2012 05:40 pm

The-Excel wrote:

I'm sending a warning out to everybody here that if you rub me the wrong way, I'm the sort of person who just might take your wallet. Ruin your life. I'd even go home with your wife.
I'd take her to town, drag her around, take her home, show her the bone, bone her like I own her, and never, ever phone her! No no no!
In this Forum Battle, I am the devil. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I have taken wallets and purses, I have ruined lives. I have gone home with other men's wives. I did those things because I wanted to. No one ever rubbed me the wrong way. I sometimes rub one out thinking of the things I have done in the past.

I am Dracula.

kwatz!

Posted: Jul 10 2012 06:04 pm

I have no wife and never will. I hereby declare myself immune.

Posted: Jul 11 2012 10:12 pm

I am now taking requests in advance for any custom drawings. Just tell me what you want in it and I will attempt to make it magic. Expect to see them during the Battlechodes next match.

I will draw ANYTHING.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Will you please draw Krang going down on Shredder while Batman watches, but make Batman have women's breasts?

Joined: Jun 29 2010 Posts: 1818

I want Ricochet Rabbit fondling Carmen Sandiego as Penelope Pitstop blows Inspector Gadget on the background.

Posted: Jul 11 2012 10:58 pm

I really hope someone makes a request that doesn't involve sex acts.

Also, does Batman have to be topless, Woodzy?

Posted: Jul 11 2012 11:15 pm

Remember the slashfic that LowEndLem wrote a couple years ago?
Draw a scene from that, using avatars in place of people.

Joined: Jun 29 2010 Posts: 1818

@om*d wrote:

I really hope someone makes a request that doesn't involve sex acts.

We are the internet.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

@om*d wrote:

Also, does Batman have to be topless, Woodzy?

You're goddamn right he does.

Posted: Jul 16 2012 10:09 pm

Still taking requests for custom drawing, just post here and give me the details of what you would like to see displayed in a horribly drawn format!

Title: Roid Rager Joined: Jun 12 2012 Posts: 10

@om*d wrote:

Still taking requests for custom drawing, just post here and give me the details of what you would like to see displayed in a horribly drawn format!

A T-Rex shopping at the mall. Remember that he's a stylin' mofo.

Posted: Jul 16 2012 10:21 pm

Palindox wrote:

@om*d wrote:

Still taking requests for custom drawing, just post here and give me the details of what you would like to see displayed in a horribly drawn format!

A T-Rex shopping at the mall. Remember that he's a stylin' mofo.

So... you don't want me to draw the T-rex with an emo haircut, giving Richard Attenborough a hand job while performing cunnilingus on Laura Dern and using Jeff Golblum to cornhole itself while it tries on Linkin Park shirts at Hot Topic?

Just a semi-normal drawing?

Title: Roid Rager Joined: Jun 12 2012 Posts: 10

@om*d wrote:

Palindox wrote:

@om*d wrote:

Still taking requests for custom drawing, just post here and give me the details of what you would like to see displayed in a horribly drawn format!

A T-Rex shopping at the mall. Remember that he's a stylin' mofo.

So... you don't want me to draw the T-rex with an emo haircut, giving Richard Attenborough a hand job while performing cunnilingus on Laura Dern and using Jeff Golblum to cornhole itself while it tries on Linkin Park shirts at Hot Topic?

Just a semi-normal drawing?

Well, when you say it like that. I'd much prefer that over a stylin' dinosaur.

Posted: Jul 18 2012 03:07 pm

Palindox wrote:

@om*d wrote:

Palindox wrote:

@om*d wrote:

Still taking requests for custom drawing, just post here and give me the details of what you would like to see displayed in a horribly drawn format!

A T-Rex shopping at the mall. Remember that he's a stylin' mofo.

So... you don't want me to draw the T-rex with an emo haircut, giving Richard Attenborough a hand job while performing cunnilingus on Laura Dern and using Jeff Golblum to cornhole itself while it tries on Linkin Park shirts at Hot Topic?

Just a semi-normal drawing?

Well, when you say it like that. I'd much prefer that over a stylin' dinosaur.

Well, maybe I shouldn't have said anything, because now I have made it more difficult for me. I will get right to it, though.