Name says it all. Let your imaginations run free with assorted insults and fun-making towards the other teams!
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
Posted:
Jun 30 2012 01:55 pm
You're all babies!
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
Posted:
Jun 30 2012 07:38 pm
Not for you.
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
Posted:
Jul 01 2012 05:18 pm
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
Posted:
Jul 01 2012 06:24 pm
I could boast about how our team is going to wipe the floor with everyone. But instead, I use my first post of the competition to: curse Zoidberg.
But also agree with him.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
Posted:
Jul 01 2012 08:44 pm
All the other teams have at least one alien member each.
They want to mess with your poopchutes.
Vote for my team and we promise we will not cornhole you.*
*Promise valid only for the duration of the 2012 Forum Battle.
Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
Posted:
Jul 01 2012 10:20 pm
I will whistle at you all so hard that your ear drums burst from the strength of it!
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
Posted:
Jul 01 2012 10:36 pm
LowEndLem, Lasher, and Sehkmaenzo are not very good!
Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
Posted:
Jul 01 2012 11:15 pm
I'm gonna be drunk and fuck the rest of you!
Also shut up Vald I got so far in the last forum battle on stupidity alone AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN.
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
Posted:
Jul 01 2012 11:50 pm
Everyone sucks except for me.
Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
Posted:
Jul 02 2012 12:22 am
Arlock41 wrote:
Everyone sucks except for me.
Well then your team is twice as sucky as it is... whatever you are.
Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
Posted:
Jul 02 2012 12:24 am
You tell them Lemmy!
Also, Vald is a creeper and a hater, so, like, whatever.
Sexlydians are going to win this, because we're the best at everything we do. The rest of you are ok, but there's only space for one team at the top, and that's where we're going!
The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
Posted:
Jul 02 2012 12:29 am
Sehkmaenzo wrote:
You tell them Lemmy!
Also, Vald is a creeper and a hater, so, like, whatever.
Sexlydians are going to win this, because we're the best at everything we do. The rest of you are ok, but there's only space for one team at the top, and that's where we're going!
Your skull is as thick as the strokes in your signature. How did you even get the notion that you're going anywhere?
Where you should be going is prison, until you learn basic color theory.
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
Posted:
Jul 02 2012 12:35 am
You know, you couldn't even be taken seriously enough to actually be put on a team. So, yeah.
LowEndLem, Lasher, and Sehkmaenzo are not very good!
this is correct, we are not very good, not good at all...
BECAUSE WE ARE THREE TOTAL BADASS's
Prepare to be ANNIHILATED!
We have our propaganda:
We have revisionism:
This is blood for blood and by the gallons. These are the old days man, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choices left. And I'm ready for war.
I can shit these out like Astroboy does bullets. You best be on your top game all you other mother suckers!
get your ass to mars
@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
Posted:
Jul 02 2012 11:22 am
Many surprises for everyone! Mysterious gifts to be given! kwatz!
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
Posted:
Jul 03 2012 04:54 pm
@om*d wrote:
All the other teams have at least one alien member each.
They want to mess with your poopchutes.
Vote for my team and we promise we will not cornhole you.*
Invitations to mess with guy's poopchutes is a large part of the reason I almost abandoned the forum just after joining it.*
*This may or may not be true. I can use cute little asterisk tricks too.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
Posted:
Jul 03 2012 06:45 pm
Good stuff... good stuff.
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
Posted:
Jul 03 2012 06:57 pm
I am good.
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
Posted:
Jul 04 2012 10:35 am
The-Excel wrote:
I am good.
Your mom's good IN BED!
Battlechodes (or M3ga's joke team) FTW!
Reinhart_x
Title: Master of nothing
Joined: Oct 06 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 228
Posted:
Jul 06 2012 09:31 am
Your mom couldn't beat Battletoads, but she totally beat our Battlechodes. Fuck the haters, Battlechodes are grabbing a glowing piece of that radical rock.
@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
Posted:
Jul 06 2012 02:40 pm
Lasher, Sehkmaenzo, LowEndLem, SoldierHawk, Valdronius, Syd Lexia, jprime, docinsano, LordHuffnPuff and M3GA_MAN,
You all are a mass of loathsome repulsiveness. Just aberrations of nature, who are shockingly primitive sycophants and cretinous subhumans. A bunch of fecal flea-infested practitioners of bestiality, with mattress-soiling plot-less melodramas of uneventful lives. Enjoy your delusions of adequacy.
Love,
@om*d
Lasher
Title: an horse
Joined: Feb 26 2012
Posts: 170
Posted:
Jul 06 2012 03:11 pm
Dear @om*d,
I look forward to the anatomical juxtaposition of your orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction against my gluteus maximus.
Sincerely,
Lasher.
get your ass to mars
Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
Posted:
Jul 06 2012 05:04 pm
Atomjacked, pretending he has the moral high ground? I didn't know your campaign would be based on comedy.
