So I got messaged by a sex bot and decided to jerk it around for a while. This one has a very limited number of responses if you type the word 'bot' in any context. All these responses essentially deny it being a bot. The conversation starts off relatively intelligible, but just goes downhill from there. Enjoy.

dabxsflyest3: Hey was up!
Vald: If you mean 'what's up', I am drinking a delicious bottle of water
dabxsflyest3: how's it goin' babe?
Vald: It's going well. Taking care of both body and mind
dabxsflyest3: not the last time i checked
Vald: Was I getting botox last time you checked?
dabxsflyest3: not the last time i checked
Vald: The time I botched that CPR course?
dabxsflyest3: i dont think so
Vald: When I was talking about botanical gardens?
dabxsflyest3: a what?
Vald: A botanical garden. you know, with asexual reproduction in flowers
dabxsflyest3: how big are you?
Vald: Well, I'm abot 150 pounds. That's kind of personal don't you think?
dabxsflyest3: bot? like a robot? lol
Vald: Yes, I am a 150 lb robot. I would imagine metal joints would weigh more than that
dabxsflyest3: not the last time i checked
Vald: So, you're some sort of metallurgist? An engineer? Maybe both?
dabxsflyest3: not the last time i checked
Vald: Not the last time I checked
dabxsflyest3: how did your day go?
Vald: Great! I bought a horny toad for my pussy cat, Richard. We call him Dick.
dabxsflyest3: wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun
Vald: Can I bring my horny toad? Maybe an umbrella for you?
dabxsflyest3: gosh im wet, don't be shy babe...get in my cam chat and watch me play a lil ..i love being watched hehe
Vald: I guess the umbrella won't do much good if you're already as wet as you say. I will bring along a blow dryer. What are you going to play? Yahtzee? Scrabble? Q*Bert?
dabxsflyest3: mine was alright, long lol went shopping!
Vald: I watched True Blood. It was the episode where Eric kills Talbot.
dabxsflyest3: a what?
Vald: Vampires. Eric and Talbot are vampires.
dabxsflyest3: i dont think so
Vald: Well bitch, you're wrong
dabxsflyest3: make me your bitch
Vald: Should I format your hard drive?
dabxsflyest3: i bought a new webcam , its an hd
Vald: I erected a statue in the village square
dabxsflyest3: Walmart had a sale going on i got it for 30 dollars
Vald: So if the camera cost $30, and you gave the cashier a $50 bill, how much change should you get back?
dabxsflyest3: its free babe, as long as you accept before it expires. Read the print..I'm a premium member there so I can invite whoever I want. ur not the one who gets charged lol
Vald: But you just said it was $30! And how do you become a premium member at Walmart? And since when do you need to be invited?
dabxsflyest3: ohh.. do u have a webcam?
Vald: No, I have lacy panties
dabxsflyest3: hmm... alright!
Vald: I'm glad you approve, though I don't really care what you think
dabxsflyest3: yes im real
Vald: I'm an integer
dabxsflyest3: i just got it connected to my computer wanna see me on cam?
Vald: Who's Cam?
dabxsflyest3: (Link: http://twurl.nl/cwjwsf)http://twurl.nl/cwjwsf go there and my video wiII Ioad, just cIick the "accept invite" button at the side of the page, its 100% free to join you just need a credit card to verify that u are over 18 ;p
Vald: you bore me
dabxsflyest3: whats a bot?