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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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That looks pretty fucking sweet.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
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This game, and the Streets of Rage Remake, they renew my faith in fan made games. 
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
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Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
Posts: 1767
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Both of those games look bizarre... and fun.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
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Is that... a game/music video?
That's quite the awesome idea. Too bad I didn't like the song :/
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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Abobo looks pretty cool. I went into I Wanna Be the Guy thinking it'd be more of a NES tribute, then being disappointed to find out it's more of a parody of shitty romhacks.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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Yeah, this game is lots of fun indeed.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
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I just beat it a few hours ago. It's true what they say, the ending was amazing!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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I want to know if Not Sure can record a Zero Damage run.
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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If he can figure out how the Pro Wrestling part works, he should be able to. And maybe the Double Dragon part, though I think I just suck at it. The rest isn't very hard.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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I finally got around to playing this game, and I formed my final opinion on it within 30 seconds of actual gameplay.
After sitting through the tedious, unfunny, uncreative, stupid cutscenes which were chock full of tired ass retro cliches (presumably shoved in for some kind of lazy attempt at a shared cultural / generational gap while failing entirely to do so and only painting itself as a one dimensional offering at the altar to easily appeased shallow morons) it immediately reminded me of how bored I get looking at grandma's scrapbook. It looked like a regurgitated collage of mishmashed 90's vomit.
Their pedantic and condescending tutorial on how to setup joy2key was irritating and worthless. Anyone with a gamepad would know how to bind them. How the fuck would you have a gamepad for your PC and not know how to use joy2key? It's like the number one tool you fall back on to play Game Maker games, flash games, whatever.
The game itself is boring. The entirety of the gameplay consists of button mashing bullshit against hapless retard AI that stands there waiting to be punched in the face. The game was obviously directed at epileptic chimpanzees, because I found no entertainment value whatsoever in its one dimensional combat.
I wasn't charmed or drawn in by the haphazard and thoughtless shoehorning of random NES characters into the game. Seeing Kid Niki or whatever the fuck extreme asshole ninja kid fucker from some shitty game I didn't even fucking play as a kid because I was too busy playing Bionic Commando, Ninja Turtles, Punch Out, and fucking REAL GAMES, not Ninja Fucker Kid, so I don't appreciate their shitty references. Andy Herbert himself would not approve this game, which isn't saying much, because Andy Herbert liked Gunstar Heroes, which is a great game.
One last valid complaint: Why the fuck does my rage meter go DOWN when I get hit? You really think a huge retard getting punched will just start smiling and be calm? Fuck that.
This game is more despicable than pedophile rights.
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