I would just like to see the board meeting with the people who pitched the idea for the movie.
Guy 1:"I have this really good idea for a movie! It stars Michael Jordan!"
Guy 2: "That's great and everything, the guy is a money machine, but he's no actor."
Guy 1: "It's completely okay! I've got a great way to put recognizable characters who can make him look good without going over budget!"
Guy 2: "Really? Who?"
Guy 1: "The Looney Tunes!"
Guy 2: "......."
Guy 1: "You see, we'll have Jordan teach them how to play basketball."
Guy 2: "But.....why?"
Guy 1: "Okay, see here's the thing...ALIENS from outer space decided to enslave the Looney Tunes if they can't beat them in a basketball game. But in a twist, the aliens absorb the wonderful basketball skills of future HOFers such as Shawn Bradley and Mugsy Bogues."
Guy 2: "Ummmm...okay?"
Guy 1: "We've got Bill Murray interested."
Guy 2: "SOLD!"
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