Often i am watching stuff on youtube and i see this great post:

Quote:

You say Lady Gaga, I say The Doors You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones You say Doda, I say Led Zeppelin You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles You say Justin Bieber, I say Queen You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC 95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least five videos. Don't let the spirit die

Now by no means am i fan of any of the "you say" artists. I don't even know who or what Doda is but fair play to anyone who listens to it. However apparently oh humble reader those "so-called artists" are not "real music".

So who does this great youtube user post to enlighten us to the "greats", the bands who have "revolutionisd music", the apparently real music?

1. The Doors: Hi we are The Doors, people think we are so edgy and cool because our frontman took loads of drugs and man we are such a "trippy" band despite the fact that most of the songs we write are total shite and unmemorable.

2. Rolling Stones: Hi we are the Rolling Stones we made most of our good music about 40 years ago however we still want to rake money in so what we do is we throw together some shit album with 10 half assed tracks and when we tour on the back of it we just play our "hits". Those stupid plebs still keep coming to see us, hahahahaha.

3. Led Zeppelin: I really like Led Zeppelin so i can't really bash them here but i could obviously just go: Hi we are Led Zeppelin, half our material is stolen from other artists.

4. The Beatles: Hi we are the Beatles. Alot of people think we are overrated, that user Alowishus really does quite like us, though you really could argue that we are in fact a pop band so we probably fit into that 95% which is supposedly shit.

5. Queen: Hi we are Queen and let us be honest here. We have loads of great songs, great sing-a-long tracks, epic masterpieces. How often do they come about? Probably one or two good tracks on each album.

6. AC/DC - Hi we are AC/DC and shit is about to hit the fucking fan. Lots of people say are music was best in the Bon Scott era, which is pretty much true since all the good songs were written then apart from obviously Back in Black. We are the epitome of generic bland rock music. Nearly every single song we have sounds the exact fucking same, we have Rolling Stones syndrome too i.e. we release a shit album and tour on the back of hits. Come to our concerts to hear 2 hours of monotony.

So it turns out that this "so called" real music is in fact is pretty much as uninspiring and bland as this pop music.

Like you may think i've been harsh here. To be fair i like tracks by all the bands but you have to admit most (if not all of the stuff i've written is true). Nearly all the albums (apart from The Beatles - first two albums are pretty crud and maybe Led Zeppelin - in through the out door is a monstrosity.) That said most of the albums they release are awful apart from a few tracks. It's also true that most of these amazing bands haven't released a good album in years and the album they do make is total shite and was only made so they could tour and make money.

Those bands aren't even the only ones who do this, i can rhyme other ones off now who are exactly the same.

Aerosmith, Van Halen, Kiss, to name a few others.

tl;dr those posts are a total farse because the bands named are mostly shit in themselves.

EDIT: Fuck, i will even throw in Iron Maiden. Brave New World or at push Dance of Death is probably the last best thing they released.