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How the mighty have fallen... (Former WWE Star)


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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
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Joined: Nov 01 2006
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2007 11:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Jake "The Snake" Roberts had his false teeth come out of his mouth during a recent wrestling match with Casey Thompson at an indie show on 3/3 in Davie, Florida.

Roberts' appearance during the match was quite embarrassing. Roberts had a hard time getting up after going down, not to mention that he looked really out of shape. He looked disoriented in the ring at times as well. In regards to his teeth, Thompson delivered a forearm to Roberts while he was tied up on the ropes and his false teeth flew out of his mouth. The ref then kicked the teeth to the corner so that they wouldn't get stepped on. A security guard then grabbed them and gave them to Roberts, who then lodged them back into his mouth. Unfortunately, they didn't seem to fit correctly as Roberts may have also gotten a swollen jaw from the forearm.

After the show, Roberts told people at his gimmick table to always brush their teeth so that they don't lose them when they get older.

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Maybe, he should tell the truth, and rather than tell people to brush their teeth, he should tell them to stay off of crack and meth. Wink
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Mar 12 2007 11:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Crying
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S. McCracken
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Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
PostPosted: Mar 13 2007 04:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ok people, I'm back. keep the rejoicing to a minimum and the ejaculations in your tissues, please.

I heard about the Jake the Snake story down in Myrtle Beach. That poor bastard. I assume anyone here who enjoys wrestling has seen Beyond the Mat, in which it is confirmed that Jake Roberts really is the saddest man on Earth.


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Syd Lexia
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2007 05:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spany beat me to it, but yeah, Jake The Snake's been in a sorry state for many years.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Mar 13 2007 11:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I duno man, he was great in "jake the snakes on a plane"


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Mar 14 2007 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I want these motherfuckin' redneck methheads off this motherfuckin' plane!


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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Mar 14 2007 10:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

now do one for "snakes on a soul plane."


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