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Poll :: What party do you align yourself with more?

Republican
14%
 14%  [ 3 ]
Democrat
14%
 14%  [ 3 ]
Fuck those guys, I'm a rebellious Independent.
47%
 47%  [ 10 ]
Libertarian
14%
 14%  [ 3 ]
Green
9%
 9%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 21


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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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Location: The Great White North
PostPosted: Feb 26 2007 05:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well, I'm actually not a supporter of the Bloc, but just to keep things interesting, I am a supporter of the Newfoundland seperatist party. We're going to take our fresh water, nickel and oil and go play with someone else.


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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Morphine Jim
Title: A True Gentleman
Joined: Jan 27 2007
Location: UK
PostPosted: Feb 26 2007 06:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

I consider myself mostly Liberatarian.... of course, the only downfall of this is that I'm British, and we don't have a Libertarian party.


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lavalarva
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Joined: Dec 04 2006
PostPosted: Feb 26 2007 01:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My stupid computer decided to disconnect after I sent a post, so now I'll post a summary of it.

My father Separatist
Thinks Ontario keeps 60% of Canada's taxes
Loi 101 important, but some dumb parts, like forced french/english banners (instead of english only)
Most stupid part : stores can't sell videogames if the manual or the cover doesn't contain french.

The last point pisses me off a lot, as games like DDR Max 2 can't be found in Quebec. I don't even read the french parts, I prefer the english ones.
Even more, video games helped me learn english.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Feb 26 2007 05:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, that last part is retarded.


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Kojjiro the Angry
Title: Scientist
Joined: Jan 11 2007
PostPosted: Feb 26 2007 08:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm going to have to go with Monster Party


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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
PostPosted: Feb 26 2007 08:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Well, I'm actually not a supporter of the Bloc, but just to keep things interesting, I am a supporter of the Newfoundland seperatist party. We're going to take our fresh water, nickel and oil and go play with someone else.


i'm quite glad you don't support the bloc.
If newfoundland separated and became it's own country,then would newfie jokes become racist in nature?


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 27 2007 10:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Whether you're a Quebecois, a member of the Canadian Liberal Party, or a member of the Canadian Conservative Party, it doesn't matter. Because you're still just a stinkin' Canadian instead of a red-blooded American.

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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 12:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

Is it really Cattivo? Is it really a joke?


Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 02:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's a scientific fact that canadians have larger penises and get 40% more rim jobs then americans.


I guess gravity decided that we canadians be sexually superior


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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 10:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

B.B.King wrote:
It's a scientific fact that canadians have larger penises and get 40% more rim jobs then americans.


I guess gravity decided that we canadians be sexually superior


86% of all statistics are made up.


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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 12:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

S. McCracken wrote:
B.B.King wrote:
It's a scientific fact that canadians have larger penises and get 40% more rim jobs then americans.


I guess gravity decided that we canadians be sexually superior


86% of all statistics are made up.


yes but I believe there is a %72 point margin of error on that.


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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 12:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

B.B.King wrote:
S. McCracken wrote:
B.B.King wrote:
It's a scientific fact that canadians have larger penises and get 40% more rim jobs then americans.


I guess gravity decided that we canadians be sexually superior


86% of all statistics are made up.


yes but I believe there is a %72 point margin of error on that.


I heard that 23% of all marginal errors are not derived from calculation.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 05:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

56% of bacon is actually shredded pig dick.


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't care what you say, bacon is still delicious.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I knew there was a reason I really hated bacon... and if it wasn't the taste, smell, texture, or simply that it was meat, it being penis meat makes my reasons even clearer!


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So. . .you're a lesbian?


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Tishwitch
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Joined: Jul 01 2006
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
So. . .you're a lesbian?


because I hate bacon? or because I hate penis bacon?


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"Penis Bacon" would be a great name for a metal band.


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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
And now, opening for IRON MAIDEN: Penis Bacon!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"NEW YORK CITY!!! ARE YOU READY TO TASTE SOME PENIS BACON!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"


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jonnymorgue
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

turkey penis bacon. hickory smoked penis bacon.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Canadian back Penis...

Penis Double Cheeseburger!!!

EDIT: and the Wendy's Junior Penis...


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Now with Applewood Smoked Penis Bacon.


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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My penis is crafted out of gummie worms.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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PostPosted: Feb 28 2007 07:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just remember, kids: Lumberjacks always have wood.


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