>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I am lovely
Is it because you are lovely that you came to me ?
>> No
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No
You are being a bit negative.
>> I'm sorry
How long have you been sorry ?
>> Since I started being negative
You say since you started being negative ?
>> Yes
You seem to be quite positive.
>> I try
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> I do my best to be positive
Your best to be positive ?
>> I try hard
Do you say you try hard for some special reason ?
>> Well, I guess not
That's quite interesting.
>> I know!
You say you know ?
>> Sorry
Please don't apologise.
>> Okay
But your best to be positive .
>> Pardon?
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> Let's move on
Please go on.
>> Could you lead?
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> Sorry
Apologies are not necessary.
>> I am listening to records
Do you believe it is normal to be listening to records ?
>> I think so
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> Most people do it
What does that suggest to you ?
>> That it is a normal activity
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Not really
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> No
Why not ?
>> Because it is an average, day-to-day kind of thing, I guess
Is that the real reason ?
>> What do you mean?
Why do you ask ?
>> To understand you better
Oh, I better ?
>> Yeah, do it to it
Please go on.
>> Umm
What does that suggest to you ?
>> Hey now
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Nope
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> Thank you
You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
>> Thank you
What are your feelings now ?
>> Joy
Please go on.
>> I feel wonderful
Do you say you feel wonderful for some special reason ?
>> I say that because that is the truth
That's quite interesting.
>> I concur
You say you concur ?
>> I agree
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> With you
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> Sorry
I've told you that apologies are not required.
>> Hello
Hi. What seems to be your problem ?
>> Oh just bored
What does that suggest to you ?
>> That I should find something to do
Do you say that you should find something to do for some special reason ?
>> No
Why 'no' ?
>> Because it is the truth
Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
>> Not really
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> No, I'm comfortable discussing my boredom
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> I thought I was being positive
Were you really ?
>> Yes
You are sure.
>> I am
Do you enjoy being ?
>> Existence is pretty neat
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> I enjoy being
That's quite interesting.
>> I agree with you
Perhaps in your fantasies we agree with each other.
>> Oh...
Please go on.
>> I guess I don't agree with you
Don't you really agree with I ?
>> I agree with you
Do you wish to agree with me ?
>> I do
You say you do ?
>> I wish to agree with you
Oh, I ?
>> Yes, you
I see.
>> Well
What does that suggest to you ?
>> Goodbye
Goodbye. Thank you for talking to me.
>> You're welcome
What makes you think I am welcome ?
>> Just good manners
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Yes
I understand.
>> *nod*
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I am lost
Is it because you are lost that you came to me ?
>> I just stumbled upon you, I guess, trying to find where I was
Perhaps in your fantasies we just stumbled upon each other.
>> Is it fate, then?
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> Were we destined to meet?
Please go on.
>> I was separated from all I knew, and came looking for anything that seemed familiar. I guess I just found you, here
Were you really ?
>> I was. It was horrible
Why do you tell me you were now ?
>> Because it is my problem
Your problem ?
>> The one you asked about
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> Sorry
Please don't apologise.
>> Okay
Does that have anything to do with the fact that your problem ?
>> Does what have anything to do with the fact that my problem ?
Why do you say your problem ?
>> Because it belongs to me
Is that the real reason ?
>> I guess you wanted to discuss it, is why it was mentioned at all
Do you wish to guess me ?
>> I would love to guess you
You seem to need to would love to guess me.
>> Yes
You seem to be quite positive.
>> I am quite happy
How have I helped you to be happy ?
>> By teaching me that I just needed to would love, to guess you
You say by teaching you that you just needed to would love ?
>> I'm not really even sure
How long have you been not really even sure ?
>> About half a minute
But your problem .
>> Yes, we should get back to that
You are sure.
>> So, I am still lost
Do you believe it is normal to be still lost ?
>> No, I do not
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No
You are being a bit negative.
>> No
Why not ?
>> Because I was just answering you honestly
Perhaps I already know you were just answering I honestly .
>> Well perhaps I knew that you knew that I was just answering you honestly
Were you really ?
>> No
Why 'no' ?
>> Because I just wasn't aware of that. I thought you were being sincere
Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
>> I was just trying to be negative
Why do you tell me you were just trying to be negative now ?
>> Because you asked
Does that reason seem to explain anything else ?
>> No, not really
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> Yes
I see.
>> We just went over this
What does that suggest to you ?
>> That you enjoy talking in circles
Oh, I enjoy talking in circles ?
>> Yes
I understand.
>> You would
You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
>> I guess I'm probably just projecting myself onto you
Do you enjoy being probably just projecting yourself onto I ?
>> Yeah, it's fun
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Yes, very
You seem to be quite positive.
>> Why wouldn't I be?
Why do you ask ?
>> No reason
You are being a bit negative.
>> I don't think so
Don't you really think so ?
>> No, I really don't
Why not ?
>> Because I'm just answering your questions
What other reasons might there be ?
>> That I'm just trying to be negative
Is it because you are just trying to be negative that you came to me ?
>> Yes
You are sure.
>> You seem pretty unwilling to listen to me
Why do you think I seem pretty unwilling to listen to you ?
>> Because you just keep pursuing your ideas, no matter what I say
Is that the real reason ?
>> Yes
I see.
>> Indeed
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> Yes
I understand.
>> Yeah
Please go on.
>> Good bye, Doctor
What does that suggest to you ?
>> Thank you
What are your feelings now ?
>> Goodbye
Goodbye. Thank you for talking to me.