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Best opening paragraph in any news story, ever.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Feb 06 2007 10:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ORLANDO, Florida (Reuters) - A U.S. astronaut was accused on Tuesday of trying to kidnap and kill a rival for the affections of a male astronaut after she drove 950 miles wearing diapers to confront the woman.

You can read the rest here: http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2007-02-07T001626Z_01_N05320234_RTRUKOC_0_US-USA-ASTRONAUTS.xml&pageNumber=0&imageid=&cap=&sz=13&WTModLoc=NewsArt-C1-ArticlePage2
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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Feb 06 2007 10:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Now that's just fuckin' disgusting and hilarious at the same time. ^^


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2007 01:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow... you get this award:

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PostPosted: Feb 07 2007 09:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2007 10:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Diapers? WTF?


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TheRoboSleuth
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 02:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
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Come on man. This is sydlexia dot com, the throwaway gags are just that.

Do you wan't all semi-witty retorts to be a multi-gig multimedia file with original music? Will it need to appear on IMAX?


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 09:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

No, but it will have to be a 5-minute short by Pixar, minimum.


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 01:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Thankfully I was wearing my diapers when I read that.


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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 01:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
JEW wrote:
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Come on man. This is sydlexia dot com, the throwaway gags are just that.

Do you wan't all semi-witty retorts to be a multi-gig multimedia file with original music? Will it need to appear on IMAX?


What Jew did wasn't a throwaway gag?


There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 02:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The way I looked at it, him editing over Tish's pic without removing her text was meant to be the shittiest photo edit on SydLexia.com.


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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 03:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm hoping most of you guys might actually find this one funny.



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Rycona
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 05:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I chuckled a bit. I don't see what September would be a viable option in terms of costuming as Halloween in at the very end of October. Besides, now after the Boston pseudo-bomb ordeal, anyone will probably turn anyone in wearing any costume outside of Halloween itself. Besides that, I don't think she was wearing ONLY a diaper, so any sort of costuming wouldn't have been apparent anyway.

Of course, maybe I'm just thinking to much into it.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 08:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
JEW wrote:
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Come on man. This is sydlexia dot com, the throwaway gags are just that.

Do you wan't all semi-witty retorts to be a multi-gig multimedia file with original music? Will it need to appear on IMAX?


I suppose that's why I didn't even take the time to erase the red text before slapping blue text over it?

I mean, I could have used the clone brush to make hte medal look as good as new, and then put my text over it and use blending options>bevel>down to make it look like the text was etched into the medal.


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PostPosted: Feb 08 2007 08:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
The way I looked at it, him editing over Tish's pic without removing her text was meant to be the shittiest photo edit on SydLexia.com.


thank you.


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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 02:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
I suppose that's why I didn't even take the time to erase the red text before slapping blue text over it?

I mean, I could have used the clone brush to make hte medal look as good as new, and then put my text over it and use blending options>bevel>down to make it look like the text was etched into the medal.


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 09:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

DumbAss


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 05:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char, could you be more specific?


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 06:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You, JEW, me, everybody be a dumbass! Let's get retarded, people!


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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 06:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
You, JEW, me, everybody be a dumbass! Let's get retarded, people!


It's like you're trying to summon RegalSin. I feel disturbed. Sad


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 06:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This is getting ugly again.


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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 08:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
You, JEW, me, everybody be a dumbass! Let's get retarded, people!


That just made me think of the Black Eyed Peas "Let's get Retarded" and I just found the most "retarded" video on youtube:



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PostPosted: Feb 09 2007 09:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
Char, could you be more specific?




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PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 12:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
RobotGumshoe wrote:
JEW wrote:
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Come on man. This is sydlexia dot com, the throwaway gags are just that.

Do you wan't all semi-witty retorts to be a multi-gig multimedia file with original music? Will it need to appear on IMAX?


I suppose that's why I didn't even take the time to erase the red text before slapping blue text over it?

I mean, I could have used the clone brush to make hte medal look as good as new, and then put my text over it and use blending options>bevel>down to make it look like the text was etched into the medal.


I really just wanted to try the IMAX punchline. Its end result was less than satisfying.


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PostPosted: Feb 10 2007 01:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

There's apparently going to be a movie deal out of all this chaos.


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