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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Apr 09 2010 08:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

The website translates things into other languages and back into english up to fifty times.
""Stay awhile. Stay... FOREVER!""

...54 translations later we get:

""My life .... so far."


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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
PostPosted: Apr 09 2010 10:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That's pretty cool. KI had some fun translating random things.

From Hot Tub Time Machine:

"She broke up with you and you still fucking got stabbed in the eye."

Translated ten times to:

"Brock, now you have a pair of eyes, a knife"

Also from Hot Tub Time Machine:

"I have sex with chicks, hot ones. You have sex with guys, gay ones."

Translated ten times to:

"I have sex with chickens, children warm. Do you have children and happy children's sex."


"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."

"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."

"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!"
 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Apr 10 2010 10:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

I used to do this with Babelfish.

Going Shakespearean on this thing's ass:

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time; and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death."

after max translations:

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, love the choice of products to the end, there."

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name! Say thou will no longer be a Montague, and I will no longer be a Capulet."

after max:

"Romeo, romeo, [] the and his father, romeo kaepiulrit already below"

...huh?

Okay, one more:

"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."

becomes

"But easy and fun yorikk horasyo I know that the unique atmosphere and Immortality."

(Note that I was too lazy to look these up, so if there's screwups, deal with it)
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
PostPosted: Apr 10 2010 02:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"Hello! You found my shop of strange and wonderful things!"
"Welcome to the Internet! Thank you and good luck!"

"The game doesn't start until you say YES. "
"This does not mean the game began, they say."

"THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES!"
"Environment and avoid the pain of the devil, I still believe that Ball Go!"

"LOOSE WEIGHT AND RIDE THE ELEVATORS"
"Introduction."

"A WINNER IS YOU!"
"Win!"

"RETURN OF GANON "
"Pending."

"SAVE SYLVIA FROM MR. X"
"Which means PI"

"THIS IS A NEUTRAL AREA. ALL ACTS OF HOSTILITIES ARE PROHIBITED IN THIS AREA. IF VIOLATED, YOU WILL BE ATTACKED."
"Earth is the center of the war. In contrast to the Crimes."

"See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!"
"To Find an Online contact with water? Everything! Wash your face."

"TELL MIKE TO DIP MY LETTER IN WATER...."
"Mike .... And Developing Countries."

"OUCH! WHAT DO YOU DO?"
"Level of people! Why"

"BERLIN AT NIGHT... AN IRON CURTAIN JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT."
"Now, there is great interest in real estate."

"YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD."
"You and friends were killed."

"BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!"
"Lily!"

"I'm invincible!"
"OK! My"

"YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE."
"This game is good to see the results of our culture."

"OH BOY! MARK SOUP!"
"Oh! Soup!"

"TAKE ANY ONE YOU WANT."
"A"

"IT'S A SAD THING THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE!!"
"Study God."

"I FEEL ASLEEP!!"
"I am tired!"

It should be noted that the results are case-sensitive.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
PostPosted: Apr 10 2010 06:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I decided to translate the first ten rules of the forum ten times to see what happens. I would do more, but it is too time consuming. Some are similar, but others changed entirely.

1. Do not write in all capital letters.
If you think you need a word or shortcomings. But do not put in all the great write damn! This is very annoying!

2. Correct punctuation, and friends.
If you want people to take you seriously and to help pull the time place and occasionally some it is not difficult to find the keyboard to make your web site to help all people seem to know what was started in Germany and the high end of the conference proposal, but if you ask CA

3. Oh, there are points...
This is a detective Colombo. If you forget to respond to this new funding is not enough. Instead, you have the original data.

4. Image Size
The aim of this site is to find a nice minimum resolution of 1024 × 768th Please respect other people, the windows do not have enough pressure. Description of 800 pixels. If you have lots of pictures, you have two options:

1. If you are on the ground, then try the code and images themselves

2. If the image is its size directly with HTML links.

5. And, because we are the number of projects...
These images can be attacked in these forums. Any spam, pornography, violence, nudity pictures of the body plan of aggression. Medical images disturbing is not allowed.

6. SydLexia.com Forum is an industry.
Like the original, popular culture SydLexia.com place, not a theocracy. Forum invited to open its staff today to discuss religious matters, but I think that religion is a sensitive issue. Please do not support or discredit the more credible. Including Buddhism, atheism, Judaism, Taoism, sintoisme, Hinduism, Islam, Christianity, and all major branches. However, we recommend that you criticize the extremist religious organizations, such as Osama bin Laden and Jerry Falwell, religion, personal obstacles to achieve their political goals. So, remember the joint attack religion itself. In addition, Forum recruitment website. You can use these forums to try to convert religious people, he said, including atheism. If you think this is unfair, or if you want to show sucks, I know, religion and philosophy of 101 in the world, very bad. It is not a theology website, which is absurd.

7. Forbidden Words and phrases

I ordered the following words: Arab World Institute, prolly, Kasendali not gay, but sammich. If you violate this rule, it May be to prevent the polite, but strong writing. If you repeatedly violate these rules will result in what is forbidden.

8. We have no reason not to play the old line.
Sooner or later, all things and killing. It's just a process thing. If the new forum members tend to go on a lot of problems and opportunities. While this is certainly encouraging, FireWire died 1 month or longer, if I can help some new and interesting conversation. Revitalization of the old cable labels, in particular the existence of children.

9. Try to stay in the topic at hand.
Only negotiations and discussions tend to be from the original theme. In an attempt to avoid as much as possible. I strictly apply this rule to note that the function of separation, pregnancy and childbirth, and can handle a new trial if they see fit.

10. With colleagues, patients in this forum.

However, the site in English language, English language network is not the first time that the international community. Therefore, these forums are all over the world. Keep in mind that other people's feelings, so it's fun, not as English is not very good. Some of these forums and all foreigners who have poor English skills and ideas for promoting idiot poor whites, but these bastards judge.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 10 2010 07:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
"Hello! You found my shop of strange and wonderful things!"
"Welcome to the Internet! Thank you and good luck!"

"The game doesn't start until you say YES. "
"This does not mean the game began, they say."

"THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES!"
"Environment and avoid the pain of the devil, I still believe that Ball Go!"

"LOOSE WEIGHT AND RIDE THE ELEVATORS"
"Introduction."

"A WINNER IS YOU!"
"Win!"

"RETURN OF GANON "
"Pending."

"SAVE SYLVIA FROM MR. X"
"Which means PI"

"THIS IS A NEUTRAL AREA. ALL ACTS OF HOSTILITIES ARE PROHIBITED IN THIS AREA. IF VIOLATED, YOU WILL BE ATTACKED."
"Earth is the center of the war. In contrast to the Crimes."

"See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!"
"To Find an Online contact with water? Everything! Wash your face."

"TELL MIKE TO DIP MY LETTER IN WATER...."
"Mike .... And Developing Countries."

"OUCH! WHAT DO YOU DO?"
"Level of people! Why"

"BERLIN AT NIGHT... AN IRON CURTAIN JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT."
"Now, there is great interest in real estate."

"YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD."
"You and friends were killed."

"BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!"
"Lily!"

"I'm invincible!"
"OK! My"

"YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE."
"This game is good to see the results of our culture."

"OH BOY! MARK SOUP!"
"Oh! Soup!"

"TAKE ANY ONE YOU WANT."
"A"

"IT'S A SAD THING THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE!!"
"Study God."

"I FEEL ASLEEP!!"
"I am tired!"

It should be noted that the results are case-sensitive.

haha good show


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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
PostPosted: Apr 11 2010 10:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The Pledge of Alligiance:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

10 translations later:

"Oath of fidelity to the United States and the Republic, under the banner of God, country and enjoy eternal freedom and justice."

-----------------------------------

The Star-Spangled Banner:

"Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?"

Morphs into:

"Interestingly, one might say, to mark the arrival of that day, we are convinced that, in the last sunny day? Line width and bright stars, bold, with strong walls control the flow? Sparkling rockets and bombs, "appeared in the sky at night, when we learned about the state of the red explosion." Oh! You said: "The Star-Spangled Banner yet wave of land of the free and the brave family."

----------------------------

The first one scares me a little.


RIP Hacker.
 
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 02:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"For Hamlet, and the trifling of his favours,
Hold it a fashion and a toy in blood;
A violet in the youth of primy nature,
Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting,
The perfume and suppliance of a minute —
No more."

Digitranslates to...

"Hybrid Teas are part of the game is that only men of the village and does not guarantee that you will find a clean taste - but no."

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Digitranslates to...

"The family was killed minutes inigomontoia you are ready to die."

--------------------------------------

"Why oh why are my genetics such a bitch?"

Digitranslates to...

"President does not have Prostitutes or genetics factors."

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"Yes! Ah, "yes" is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal, euphonious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues! The very best word for the whole world to use!"

Digitranslates to...

"Yes, the Lord, my ringuburedo! Real music! Fish in the sky! Update the world!"

The hilarious part is that it works as a Beatles lyric.

-------------------------------------

And to close:

"This is the worst translation ever in the world!"

Digitranslates to...

"This information is important in many countries;"
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 03:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

More Video Game translations:

"Damn, those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride." =
"To condemn the human cost of car"

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of bubblegum." =
"Search for dash and oslo light, I do not know the Gums."

And, some Metal Gear Goodness:

"A HIND D?! Colonel, What's a Russian Gunship doing here? " =
"R? Thousands of Russian air?"

" I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61! " =
"I, especially the red button and remove the stones from the famous harikaisenta still trying, but we have heard! 61!"

"Yes, but there is another event I excel at. It is called the ear pull. Contestants pull each other's ears while enduring the harsh cold. It tests spiritual as well as physical strength." =
"Yes, but it is true, Excel, but it's just reality. On the other hand, he said, serious damage to cold ears. Test your mental and physical."

"You know a lot about science, but you don't know how good a cigarette tastes in the morning." =
"Smoking in the first half is the good of all students."

"If you had been in my place back then, maybe you wouldn't have made the same mistakes I did. Ever since the day I killed The Boss with my own hands, I... was already dead. " =
"Error in the country. My life .. Backwards and died."
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 03:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This needs to be a game. Post the mangled translation, guess the original. Through the max translations, of course.

Well, my first try of "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" gets the completely unguessable ""Faster!", so let me try this:

"The words and empty soul. To protect patients' interests."
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 03:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 04:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!

Nope. And don't think I didn't think of that.

To be honest, there should be no wrong answers here. Come on, type it in and find out.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 08:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Can it be like a 20 Questions deal to get the answer? I'm assuming it from Trauma Center but I'm most likely wrong
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 08:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Slayer1 wrote:
Can it be like a 20 Questions deal to get the answer? I'm assuming it from Trauma Center but I'm most likely wrong

Sure, if the thread can take it.

And no, not from Trauma Center. I'll say Excel was close.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 09:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Was it spoken by a Belmont?
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 09:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yes
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Too Good At 2D Games
Too Good At 2D Games
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PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 09:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!


My Youtube Channel | 2012 NES Challenge standings
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 09:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Robot has it.
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Apr 12 2010 09:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

As per usual. I forgot there was a line that referenced souls.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 10:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

"Yippie ki yay motherfucker!"
...40 translations later we get:
"We returned to the test!"


Mickey mouse will consume you.
 
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ODS
Title: Pretty Sweet Guy
Joined: Oct 21 2009
PostPosted: Aug 04 2010 03:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"I love you man!"

...50 translations later we get:

"This is my husband?"
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
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PostPosted: Aug 05 2010 11:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ODS wrote:
"I love you man!"

...50 translations later we get:

"This is my husband?"
Oddly enough I typed the exact same thing and got ""cover me!"


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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Aug 06 2010 12:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

Capitalization matters it seems with them


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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2010 06:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining finger! Go! Go! Go!

becomes

This lightweight and long lasting! Smoking is not enough to say! Please! Love, hate, pain! Intelligent inches! Ayo! Ayo! Ayo!


<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
 
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