I am not sure why, but the lyrics to this song were in my head while I was filing for a warranty claim just a few minutes ago. I figure that most of you have never even heard this before.
IT TASTES GOOD, DON'T IT?
Guns N' Roses wrote:
I'm like a little bitty kid with a real big mouth
And you're gonna have to catch me if you wanna wash it out
'Cuz I'll be standin' on the corner, callin' you names
With my juvenile skills and delinquent games
'Cuz I'm a fast motherfucker
Let me tell you 'bout it sucker
If you fuck with me, I'll fuck your mother
Your sister too, and your best girlfriend
I'll line 'em up, and put 'em end to end
And then I'll put out, stick it in, I'll pull it out
I'll grab your face and cum in your mouth
It tastes good, don't it?
It tastes good, and you know it
It tastes good, don't it?
It tastes good, and you know it
If you're looking for trouble, I'm the one
If you're looking for a fight go have some fun
Ya like to dance, ya like to sing
I'm the one and we'll get it on
Ya wanna dance?
Ross, this is how you should end your next show.
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Oct 19 2009 03:14 pm
But it's supposed to be playing in the middle of Rocket Queen! Axl once claimed they wrote it while trying to get kicked off the Iron Maiden tour.
But it's supposed to be playing in the middle of Rocket Queen! Axl once claimed they wrote it while trying to get kicked off the Iron Maiden tour.
I had always heard it in Rocket Queen. I thought that this version was cool though, being that it is a full version of the song and that it is over 20 years old now. I also heard that Iron Maiden Tour thing. Pretty damn funny if you ask me. Hell of a way to try and get in trouble.
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Oct 19 2009 05:56 pm
That sounded like Chuck Mosely
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Oct 20 2009 01:54 am
That sounded like crap.
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Oct 20 2009 05:02 am
That too
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Oct 20 2009 09:28 am
Explanation about why that version sounds so bad:
The Use Your Illusion World Tour version (Way better audio):
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Oct 20 2009 09:29 am
Let me see if I can find the recording of Rocket Queen from their 02/22/92 Tokyo show where he does the rap in the middle of the song in like a minute. Not only is it much better, the recording quality is much better.
Let me see if I can find the recording of Rocket Queen from their 02/22/92 Tokyo show where he does the rap in the middle of the song in like a minute. Not only is it much better, the recording quality is much better.
Syd, that is the second video I posted in my last post.
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Oct 20 2009 01:23 pm
Ah, I was writing my post as you made yours and didn't even see it. Also, I don't watch 90% of embedded videos, and being as that was only 51 seconds long as simply titled "Axl Rose Rapping", I never would have guessed.
Axl once claimed they wrote it while trying to get kicked off the Iron Maiden tour.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
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Oct 21 2009 01:28 pm
Maybe I'll include this as part of my three part epic I'm writing entitled: "Botox and Dreadlocks: The Rise and Fall of Axl Rose".
Ross, I demand a hardcover edition to be signed and mailed to me ASAP.
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Oct 21 2009 04:13 pm
Well it's going to take awhile, because apart from writing this novel series, which will rival Lord of the Rings, I have to writing and compose the single song soundtrack, of the same name, which will be a sprawling epic starting as a blues-rock number, stretching into piano ballad, and finally coming home in a grand industrial ending, featuring the longest held vibrato note known to man and featuring special appearances by Elton John and Shaquille O'Neal.
Well it's going to take awhile, because apart from writing this novel series, which will rival Lord of the Rings, I have to writing and compose the single song soundtrack, of the same name, which will be a sprawling epic starting as a blues-rock number, stretching into piano ballad, and finally coming home in a grand industrial ending, featuring the longest held vibrato note known to man and featuring special appearances by Elton John and Shaquille O'Neal.
If it becomes a movie, you should get Bobby Budnick to play Axl.
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Oct 21 2009 06:20 pm
Axl is Axl. Love him or hate him.
In some recent interviews and statements, he's said some interesting stuff. Specifically, he's repeatedly accused Slash of being a liar and a delusional narcissist, the very charges that were leveled against Rose during his extended absence from the public eye and the media. One thing in particular that Axl often brings up is a popular story that Slash allegedly started spreading that one night on the Use Your Illusion tour Axl supposedly threw a huge temper tantrum and refused to go on stage until his bandmates signed over complete ownership of the GN'R name to him. Sounds believable, right? Sounds like something the man who stormed off multiple stages and started feuds with Vince Neil and Kurt Cobain might do, right? Except it's not true. Axl has owned the GN'R name since 1985.
Now, it's much easier to believe Slash. He's always smiling, always working on some music project, always available for a photo-op. Meanwhile Axl is very private, possibly bipolar, seemingly lacking self-esteem, and haunted by childhood sexual abuse. But what if Axl is telling the truth? What if Slash really has tried to systematically defame him since the breakup?
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
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Oct 21 2009 06:37 pm
You can't possibly believe that. It took the man from somewhere around 1998 up until mid-2008 before he thought Chinese Democracy was good enough. If that doesn't show self-esteem issues, I don't know what does.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
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Oct 21 2009 07:17 pm
Again, Axl is most certainly not "highly aggressive". If you study his behaviorial patterns, bipolar disorder (aka manic depressive order) is a much more reasonable diagnosis. What you see is occasional bursts energy - some benevolent, some malevolent - followed by large lulls.
Syd, I am about finished with a book called Watch You Bleed: The Saga of Guns N' Roses. You should probably check it out. It talks about some of the crazy stuff Axl has said and done. You couldn't even make up some of the crazy shit.
For me, Axl is the perfect example of a genius mind but lacking the proper education.
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Oct 21 2009 08:06 pm
I've read pretty much every interview, heard pretty much every story. It's hard to tell what's true and what's not. A lot of the craziest stuff comes from has-beens, never-weres, and ex-girlfriends.
Erin Everly has repeatedly claimed that Axl paid thousands of dollars to have the souls of her dead dogs transferred into new bodies. I think that's the best one I've heard.