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		| Syd Lexia 
 
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				Round 3, Match 1:
 
  DarkMaze
 
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  Tebor
 
 
 This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Friday, January 12th.
 
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		| Rycona 
 
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				This will be a heated competition. WOOHOO!
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		| DarkMaze 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I'm afraid I just haven't had the time to make another campaign video, much as I‘d  love to. So I'm going to do something a little different.
 
Just for fun, I'm flat out giving you one of my previous movies -- a cheesy, budgetless, 45 minute mummy flick called "Night of Anubis". Previously only available on DVD, it's yours to watch and chuckle at at your leisure. Heck, it probably wasn't worth money to begin with, but DVDs cost something to manufacture.      
It was made in 2005 to spite a campus moviemaking club. Read more on the forums here: 
http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1543
Watch it on YouTube here. 
It’s not art, and if I were to take another crack at it now, there’s so much I’d do to improve it. And lastly...
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		| Tebor 
 
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				Right here and now, I'm declaring that I have no campaign (despite what my away message might imply).
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| Syd Lexia 
 
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| Tebor wrote: |  
| Right here and now, I'm declaring that I have no campaign |  
I know it's a little early to call, but I will probably not have a campaign either as I am currently in the middle of a heated Warcraft II campaign. I gotta beat those fucking Orcs... I just gotta.
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		| Tebor 
 
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				Hmmm, my "opponent" is offering the bribery of cheesy-lowbudget movies... I'll match that.
 
Vote for me and I'll make DICKIE: Champion of the Universe  available IN ADDITION to anything else that "may" be getting posted as well.
 
As a downpayment, here's some images from a bad VHS uncolor corrected workprint copy.
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| Tebor 
 
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| Tebor wrote: |  
| Right here and now, I'm declaring that I have no campaign (despite what my away message might imply). |  
Yeah. You heard me, NO CAMPAIGN... wait, what's this?
   
Is that a script?    
Well, it's easy to print out just a cover page.
   
What the malarky?
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| DarkMaze 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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| Right here and now, I'm declaring that I have no campaign (despite what my away message might imply). |  Yeah. You heard me, NO CAMPAIGN... wait, what's this?
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I could call my opponent a liar...
 
But instead I voted for him.
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		| Tebor 
 
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				Ow! I've stepped on something...
   
What are these doing laying here?
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| TheRoboSleuth 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I chose darkmaze to continue in my stead. He can shoot fireballs diagonally in the air!
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		| Sock 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Darkmaze. He knows what Photoshop is.
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				|  There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about?  |  | 
	
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		| Tebor 
 
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| Sock wrote: |  
| Darkmaze. He knows what Photoshop is. |  
The irony being that I used photoshop to de-interlace those screenshots     |  
				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| Chrisby 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Hmm...they both make good points...
 I'll have to think about this one.
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		| Dr. Jeebus 
 
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| RobotGumshoe wrote: |  
| I chose darkmaze to continue in my stead. He can shoot fireballs diagonally in the air! |  
In the air, man? I didn't even know that was possible!
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |  |  | 
	
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		| Murdar Machene 
 
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				I thought he couldn't shoot fireballs diagonally in the air, and he was mad that the other guy could?
 Also, I can't choose between you guys, I don't want either of you to lose.  My two favorite senior members, one with an encyclopedic knowledge of 80's movie crap and the other with funny flash animations that entertain me...it's too hard to choose.
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		| Tebor 
 
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				Teaser trailer [text only] (which would've been posted sooner had YouTube not taken some downtime tonight - And apparently still is    ):
 
<Alternate Link: http://www.youtube.com/v/8MYYkAinTyQ >
 
Wow, that sucked. To make up for it, here's some pictures:
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| Tebor 
 
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |  
| This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Friday, December 29th. |  
You can't just copy and paste from previous rounds, Syd       
Unless this match ends at the end of the year...    Banned Words 
I don't care. I like and use the word "awesome" all the time. I'm not going to rephotoshop the above image to say "Owned" instead of "Pwned". I made it so I wouldn't have to make "owned" images every week.
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| DarkMaze 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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| Tebor wrote: |  
| Teaser trailer |  
Hell yes.     
And by the way, which one of us is Bruce Lee?
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		| Tebor 
 
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| DarkMaze wrote: |  
| And by the way, which one of us is Bruce Lee? |  
At first, I was Bruce Lee, but then Kareem Abdul-Jabbar would be Dark Maze... and that's racist. So, I'm forced to reverse it.    |  
				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| Mr. Bomberman 
 
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		| Tebor 
 
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				I've been saying from the start this wouldn't be ready by the end of this round.
 
But to show you all I'm not just a lazy ass, here's some "sneak" images I couldn't help posting.
 
Who could this be?
     
Who's that?
   
Any similarity to anyone or anything is purely accidental. We didn't try to match anything, I promise.
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| Mr. Bomberman 
 
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		| Tebor 
 
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| Mr. Bomberman wrote: |  
| That's you? |  
Alas, no. I'm the horrible, pathetic actor you have to wait till the movie's done to see.
 
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				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
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		| DarkMaze 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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| Tebor wrote: |  
| Who could this be? 
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		| Cattivo 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Heh, you two are being awfully cordial for being opponents.
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