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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Char Aznable wrote: |
Or howsabout Marty's Queso-Flavored Pizza Diarrhea from Hell? |
...With Tossed Taco Salad on the Side
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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And bacon bits. Can't forget the bacon bits.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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Char Aznable wrote: |
And bacon bits. Can't forget the bacon bits. |
Or the mutiny.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Ignignokt: And we'll use this glass to remove all hair from the planet?
Err: What? No man, we're not. He said "save the world"
Ignignokt: I was there, and he said "shave the world".
Mothmonsterman: No, he said "save".
Err: He did.
Ignignokt: Mutiny! And who named us Click-Click-Click-Click-Click-Click-Click?
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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That reminds me of the "Shave the World" minigame in Warioware: Twisted.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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I still have 36 threads to catch up on and I only know about 40% of what happened. Sounded like fun.
But, aye, follow ye rules or perish!
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Decoy
Title: !
Joined: Aug 29 2006
Posts: 87
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Oh, what the hell. I can't say no to Syd. I guess I'm back too.
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 A shovel and a complete lack of ethics can get you anything. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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JEW wrote: |
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you've found my god...
Did everyone hear that HHH tore his quad again?  Poor fucker!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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You've just discovered my worse fear: God being killed by a clown! Clowns are fucking scary man!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Tishwitch wrote: |
You've just discovered my worse fear: God being killed by a clown! |
That was more or less the plot of Stephen King's IT.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Until Bill Denborough (sp) stepped up and challenged IT to America's past time, The Ritual of Chüd. Biting mental tongues, visiting the Macroverse, and talking to giant turtles is fun for the whole family.
I need to read that again.
I agree with the statements made here and I know that even my will to come has been weakened by the fighting.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Tishwitch wrote: |
You've just discovered my worse fear: God being killed by a clown! |
That was more or less the plot of Stephen King's IT. |
I did know that, I haven't seen it, never will... I'm gonna have nightmares tonight  "Hold me!"
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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The book is 948206 times better.
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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Because that's how many pages it is.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Rycona wrote: |
The book is 948206 times better. |
The book was seriously messed up, what with the underage gangbang and all.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Yea. In a sewer too. I first read that in first grade... so I'm sure you can imagine how much more shocked I was at that time during my fragile childhood psyche.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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JEW wrote: |
you knwo what was fuckign bizarre? the chainsaw juggling clown in dead rising. |
At first I thought those were dead children in the roller coaster, but I guess they're dolls? That fight got a lot easier with the real mega buster, even if it was a cheap shot.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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when I first fought him I was like "OH SHIT! what the FUCK! FUcK FUCK FUCK!" and I was runnign for my life and throwing knives and saw blades and anyhting else I could at him and shootign him, and it was intense. I think I beat him once by throwing a fire extinguisher at his face.
now I jsut use the sledgehammer. there's nothign funnier than the clown spinning at you, and then getting whacked in the skull with a sledgehammer, or doing anyhting else and getting hit upside the head with it.
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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There were two guys toward the beginning of the game that hole up in a clothing store, and one of them attacks you when you first meet them, so on my fourth play-through of that part I got sick of that shit and brought the sledgehammer and decided I'd swing first. Little did I know that it was handy for the ol' one-shot. Killed him outright. His friend sorta shit himself in the corner.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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the sledgehammer is an amazing weapon.
for those guys I usually just pick up the metal shelf that you have to move form the barricade ,and bash the shit outta him for a few minutes, then I give a knife to the other loser and have them follow me while I carry the girl who had her baby eaten. I try to get this going after the first carlito battle, so brad is with me to lend some support.
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