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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Round 2, Match 10:
 Cattivo
VS.
Chicken
This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Tuesday, January 9th.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Max Reagan says no:
The chicken's fate will be the same as all those that came before him - to be eaten by me in a burrito from Chipotle during my lunch break:
Also, it's an uncommonly known fact that at the Berlin Wall in 1987, President Reagan one-upped Ozzy Osbourne by biting the head off a chicken. This act intimidated Gorbachev into eventually surrendering and giving the US the victory in the Cold War:
Ronald Reagan, the ultimate geek.
And finally, remember that I'm Italian, and therefore automatically have mafia connections:
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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Man, at least this contest makes me feel better about my shitty photoshop skills, if you can call them that.
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 There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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If I actually had photoshop I might be insulted, but instead I'm just using Paint.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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| Cattivo wrote: |
| If I actually had photoshop I might be insulted, but instead I'm just using Paint. |
You underestimate the power of Paint? I'm not sure that I can vote for you now 
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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Isn't Syd supposed to be campaining for the VG characters?
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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If I didn't believe in Paint I would have spent the money to get Photoshop instead.
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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| Cattivo wrote: |
| If I didn't believe in Paint I would have spent the money to get Photoshop instead. |
If you didn't believe in paint you'd be a retard. Clearly it exists
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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I should've tried pulling the Italian ---> Mafia Connections card. I tried just about every other possible threat...
Regardless, I voted Cattivo.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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As was mentioned before, Chicken is indestructable. You can throw it into walls, smash it with pots, even hack away at it with the Master Sword, and it will never even bleed. Normally cool, calm, and collected, this nonchalant fowl can only take so much abuse, and when you cross that line it will use its level 4 limit break: Flurry of Chickens. Or, if you're in the dark world, Flurry of Undead Chickens.
Contrary to what Cattivo may tell you, Burnt Almond is not the latest rage in cappuccino flavours.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Sorry, Cattivo, but I genuinely think that the chicken is the only entity in the character battle that can knock out Syd (as per my predictions thread), so I gotta try to get it through for the ultimate Syd Lexia vs. Chicken showdown.
Consider that the chicken's campaign: vote for the indestructible army of chickens, and watch them dethrone Syd!
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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| Tishwitch wrote: |
| Cattivo wrote: |
| If I actually had photoshop I might be insulted, but instead I'm just using Paint. |
You underestimate the power of Paint? I'm not sure that I can vote for you now |
You do.
Notice how I'm better at MSPaint than you, Cattivo.
I know it looks crummy, but it's MSPaint for fucks sake.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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| Sock wrote: |
| Notice how I'm better at MSPaint than you, Cattivo. |
Considering I haven't used Paint extensively since the end of my freshman year of High School in 1995, I'm glad I can do anything with the program. Besides, who cares? I've seen tons of badly constructed posters throughout this tournament, many by people who won their votes, yet I didn't bother pointing that out.
I guess I should just stick to the text boxes on screencaps from dvds. On that note, I leave you all with these campaign posters:
Good night all, and God Bless America.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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He gets my vote with the mafia threats, the Borg thing, and the fact that he's a fellow Italian.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Just thinking about the scene where Santino gets whomped by Bozzini's men makes my gallbladder squish, so I have to go Cattivo.
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RIP Hacker. |
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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He's lost my vote.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Something tells me I didn't have it in the first place.
I'm enjoying my chicken burrito right now while I sit at my desk. Delizioso as usual.
Too much rice though. Damnit Chipotle, why must your burritoes be half rice?
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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| Cattivo wrote: |
| Good night all, and God Bless America. |
Wow... lost my vote.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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For mentioning America or mentioning God?
Non capisco, sono confuso.
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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| Cattivo wrote: |
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I voted Cattivo long before I saw this, but now it's doubly earned.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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I know she's Canadian, but I'm still confused. I'm American, if I'm gonna spout a random campaign cliche, it's gonna be God Bless America not God Bless Canada. How is that offensive?
My aunt did marry a Canadian named Lorne who happens to be a hippy and an atheist. So technically, Canadian blood is now in my family - quite literally in my cousin...
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