The Flux Capacitor one made me smile.

I hate all the signs of the "why lie--I want beer" family though. They're just annoying. I want beer too--you don't see me begging for it. Food and shelter are universal rights imho; getting trashed isn't.

The Jedi one is just insulting. Everyone knows Jedi thrive in spartan conditions; you shouldn't need to be begging for housing and food. Besides, if a Jedi REALLY needed those things, he could just mind-trick his way into a suitable place of residence for as long as he needed. Duh.