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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Round 2, Match 6:
 Valdronius
VS.
 Dr. Jeebus
This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Friday, January 5th.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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I will wait for campaigning. Get to going, gentlemen.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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The unbridled contempt that Jeebus bears toward other forum members is displayed every time he posts. I, on the other hand, have only genuine concern for all forum members, as evidenced by this video I made.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Campaigning will be coming, but remember: Valdronius eats babies, and if you vote for me then you'll have a brand new article about Spiderman and the cast of SNL!!!
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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It's fetuses you idiot. FETUSES! Get your facts straight. And your sexuality too while you're at it.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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 Though I am not a fetus, I can still feel for fetuses everywhere (since they can't feel for themselves).
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Syd doesn't have photoshop and I'm not used to working in paint, but here
You heard Belushi, you must vote for Jeebus. Afterall, he and his brother are on a mission from God. You wouldn't disobey God, would you?
And yes, this is the comic I'm writing the article on if I win.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
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i voted for jeebus based on 1,and only 1 thing.
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I am a worthless piece of crap. |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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jeebus tried to use me for a cheap vote. I feel cheated by this. therefore I will be campaigning for valdronus.
JeebusFnChrist: vote for Jeebus!
aJewThatCanFly: I'll add it to my "to do" list
JeebusFnChrist: hey, it's a vote between your two least favorite forum members as far as I can tell, as, in a discussion/vote [amongst the mods] we were the two in favor of law and order...figured it couldn't hurt to ask
aJewThatCanFly: whos up against you?
JeebusFnChrist: Valdronius
aJewThatCanFly: I have no proble mwith valdronus
JeebusFnChrist: he mods like a mofo
aJewThatCanFly: I don't ahve a problem with any of the people
aJewThatCanFly: your jsut an ashole about it
JeebusFnChrist: he loves order more than I do. in fact...he's probably modding this right now.
aJewThatCanFly: alright
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
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Hey, I'm just reaching out to those I haven't always agreed with. Talking to each person I can on a 1 on 1 basis. I'm a man of the people.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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This is a tough call. On the one hand, Valdronius's video is hilarious. On the other hand, Jeebus could kill me while I'm sleeping.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| This is a tough call. On the one hand, Valdronius's video is hilarious. On the other hand, Jeebus could kill me while I'm sleeping. |
That's the beauty of anonymity.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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The promise of an article that will come out sometime within the year 2007 (maybe) is just not enough for me. That + the fact that the two things you know about the original cast of SNL is jack and shit = a Valdo vote unless you can give me something better than Dr. Vink.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Well, I actually LIKED AVP. But on the other hand, babies are delicious...
I'll be thinking it over.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| The promise of an article that will come out sometime within the year 2007 (maybe) is just not enough for me. That + the fact that the two things you know about the original cast of SNL is jack and shit = a Valdo vote unless you can give me something better than Dr. Vink. |
My last article came out shortly after the last vote, and just because I don't own that SNL book you do doesn't mean I don't know shit.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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Well I have work for the next nine hours and am then going out to dinner, so basically all the remaining voting will take place while I'm gone. So why should you vote for me? Well there's from the promise of new content and the fact that I'll murder Syd in his sleep if I don't win. More importantly, however, is that aside from clearly facetious baby eating remarks, I, unlike my opponent, have chosen not to make personal attacks. I've actually been trying to give you reasons to vote for me instead of just attacking Val and saying not to vote for him. I'll admit his little video is amusing, but it lacks substance. What do we get if Valdronius wins? What is he offering the Sydlexian community? Spanky accuses my promise of a new article to be hollow, but at least I have a promise. At least I'm trying to deliver some message other than "Valdronius sucks". So vote for the member who has given you actual substance, not just flash. Besides, DarkMaze gives us much better flash on the last Friday of every month anyway.
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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In case anyone is wondering where Jew's video went, I removed it.
I hate to ruin everyone's fun, but parts of it were awfully mean. He probably did kill Optimus Prime, but that Nazi stuff was a little over the top. Please leaving the campaigning to the candidates.
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Valdronius
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| More importantly, however, is that aside from clearly facetious baby eating remarks, I, unlike my opponent, have chosen not to make personal attacks. |
Personal attacks? I just said you don't like people. If you're gonna try and deny that one, there's gonna be a whole lot of Jeebus quotes in my next post.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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Location: Massachusetts
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| More importantly, however, is that aside from clearly facetious baby eating remarks, I, unlike my opponent, have chosen not to make personal attacks. |
Personal attacks? I just said you don't like people. If you're gonna try and deny that one, there's gonna be a whole lot of Jeebus quotes in my next post. |
He won't be here to deny it, so you go right ahead. Survival of the fittest, baby.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ?!
Fuck, man, that's below the belt. This along with the Nazi stuff is right up there with Regal's pedophile support, if you ask me.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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How do I put this lightly? JEW needs a little geography lesson. Valdronius doesn't stand for America you douchebag! He's CANADIAN!!! The only part of that he may stand for is Hulk Hogan, but even so, probably not since the early 90s!!!
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
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You people are fucksticks if you're taking this serious. It's a forum with like 20 active users. Relax, kids. It's a joke. Watch, watch a joke;
Fuck you Jew, your family should have been killed during the holocaust so you were never born.
Mean, but a joke! Learn how to take them.
I voted for Valdronius. Everyone's campaigning for Voldronius, though. I don't know who that is.
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