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Posted: Jan 03 2007 12:33 am

Round 2, Match 5:

Sock

VS.

RegalSin

This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Thursday, January 4th.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 12:41 am

I hate RegalSin. That's all.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 12:41 am

Well, RegalSin promotes pedophilia... so... ew.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 12:43 am

Since Regal cannot campaign on his own behalf, I have taken the liberty of writing a campaign speech for RegalSin trying to be as true to Regal's writing style as possible. Therefore it was done using English -> Dutch -> Japanese -> english:

Babel Fish Translation Help Japanese): In order for I to like to win fight highest, you control the poll because of me. Being chosen, if it gives the woman whom for the night when the winter is cool long in everyone who me is bright with the sun and makes illuminate it exposes. In addition, free beer.

I think that works. Although strangely enough, "Free Beer" must be a universal phrase, as it was the only part of the speech that survived retranslation.

*Note: I'm not voting for him.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 12:45 am

Knyte wrote:

Babel Fish Translation Help Japanese): In order for I to like to win fight highest, you control the poll because of me. Being chosen, if it gives the woman whom for the night when the winter is cool long in everyone who me is bright with the sun and makes illuminate it exposes. In addition, free beer.

Dear God, that is the best impression ever. I'm almost sold on him just from that.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 01:24 am

it insults knowlage as a whole to vote for regalsin.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Tebor wrote:

Well, RegalSin promotes pedophilia... so... ew.

you got somethign against paedophilia?

Posted: Jan 03 2007 04:33 am

JEW wrote:

Tebor wrote:

Well, RegalSin promotes pedophilia... so... ew.

you got somethign against paedophilia?

I'd check out the Who was this mysterious RegalSin? thread for links to Regal's posts on the matter which in turn will lead you to my objections.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

holy shit. this guy is awesome.

I have abosloutely no idea what he's saying.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 04:42 am

Ugh, well now it's tied, so dammity dam damn.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

actually, I voted for sock. somebody else voted.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 04:54 am

Tebor wrote:

Ugh, well now it's tied, so dammity dam damn.

Don't worry, Regal will take the lead soon enough.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

so you advocate paedophilia?

Joined: Apr 24 2006 Posts: 292

Vote for me, I have bets quotes ever on this sit:

"I have a question for you Black Zarak. If you knew the only way that you was ever going to see that dream land, room, family, or living, or world and you lost the chance to do it all right without knowing anything about the sadness in the world.
Would you give your dream up and deal with decaying and lying society or would you save the world and become RobinHood?"

"I have not made any racist remarks at all. I just pointed out the guy who runs the post office, responcible for the mail, could lose there job over lost mail, is sappose to know everything is a Jew and admited on the phone he was a lies like a dog. He even left me on the phone to leave the building."

"If I was 20 and sleeping with somebody the age of 14 or 12 it would be cool or if I was 900 and sleeping with somebody in the age of 15 or 16 it would still be cool."

"When you buy things from a store you are not supporting that game creator but the rich dickless bastard walking around in his or her sneakers while wearing a nice suit and brain dead moron behind the counter who is going to spend there cash on a Gold Watch or Street Fighter Alpha Tapes while the manager is going to buy Booze and Cheap Shoes."

"You can downlaod whatever you want just remember that if you do pass it on it stays on the computer scale and not the psycial product scale. Taking full advantage of your connection is not pirating."

I am best, vote for me.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 12:36 pm

RegalSin it is!

Posted: Jan 03 2007 03:10 pm

I would definitely save the world and become Robin Hood. Hell, who wouldn't?

Posted: Jan 03 2007 03:24 pm

Admittedly, if you were 900 and you were sleeping with a sixteen year old, that would be pretty cool.

Of course, you'd probably also be goin' blind.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 03:47 pm

JEW wrote:

so you advocate paedophilia?

No, I don't advocate words that don't exist but you keep using. I also don't advocate pedophilia.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 04:19 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

JEW wrote:

so you advocate paedophilia?

No, I don't advocate words that don't exist but you keep using. I also don't advocate pedophilia.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 05:06 pm

S. McCracken wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

JEW wrote:

so you advocate paedophilia?

No, I don't advocate words that don't exist but you keep using. I also don't advocate pedophilia.

Don't you roll your eyes at me, boy. I didn't say anything in your new years thread, and I don't intend to defend the holiday, but "we write 2007 instead of 2006 for the next 365.25 days"? What sort of pretentious, psuedo-intellectual bullshit is that? You write 2007 for the next 365 days, and will write 2008 for 366 days. I'm sure everyone is very impressed that you know that it takes the Earth longer than 365 days to revolve around the Sun.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 05:57 pm

I dunno man, I'm kinda literate, but I'm not as entertaining.

But just remember, I would vote for you.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 06:50 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

S. McCracken wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

JEW wrote:

so you advocate paedophilia?

No, I don't advocate words that don't exist but you keep using. I also don't advocate pedophilia.

Don't you roll your eyes at me, boy. I didn't say anything in your new years thread, and I don't intend to defend the holiday, but "we write 2007 instead of 2006 for the next 365.25 days"? What sort of pretentious, psuedo-intellectual bullshit is that? You write 2007 for the next 365 days, and will write 2008 for 366 days. I'm sure everyone is very impressed that you know that it takes the Earth longer than 365 days to revolve around the Sun.

So how is you correcting something because of a simple misspelling different from me being correct about the number of days in a year?

Posted: Jan 03 2007 07:43 pm

S. McCracken wrote:

So how is you correcting something because of a simple misspelling different from me being correct about the number of days in a year?

Because you were making an incorrect statement while seemingly trying to show off your trivial knowledge

Posted: Jan 03 2007 08:29 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

S. McCracken wrote:

So how is you correcting something because of a simple misspelling different from me being correct about the number of days in a year?

Because you were making an incorrect statement while seemingly trying to show off your trivial knowledge

But you are *not* correct. The correct answer is: 365.25636 days. So, if you rounded it to the closest hundreth (Which you did), it would be "365.26" days.

Argument solved.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 08:31 pm

Knyte wrote:

Argument solved.

If only it were that simple...