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Posted: Dec 31 2006 12:25 am

Round 2, Match 4:

Chrisby

VS.

greeneyedzeke

This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Wednesday, January 3rd.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 12:42 am

I'm bringing back my original threat. You don't want to lose your dick, now do you? If you don't vote for me, you have a one in three chance of getting your dick ripped off!

As Carl once said, oh sure, rape is funny. Till you've been raped. You can avoid such a tragedy by simply voting for me.

Fuck with a Jedi Master you should not.

Speaks for itself.

Then you'll have to tell all your friends that it's YOUR fault the internet got turned off and the polar ice caps are melting. Do you really want that happening to you?

Oh we all know he's just looking for an excuse to further delay it's release. DON'T let it happen.

In the words of former Mayor Robert "Bob" White, "Vote for me!"

Posted: Dec 31 2006 12:49 am

Bravo, Chris.

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

Friends, friends.

I applaud Chrisby's campaign as Chris has obviously put time and effort into coming up with the best possible arguments. However, I must remind you of something, of ONE thing, that only I, greeneyedzeke, can provide you with.

Remember, dear friends, a vote for greeneyedzeke is a vote for the re-emergence of the Digital Pictures Project.

Also, I deserve to be voted for, because I own the "Planet of the Apes" 14-disc DVD set in Cornelius's head.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 01:48 am

Ding!

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

greeneyedzeke wrote:

Remember, dear friends, a vote for greeneyedzeke is a vote for the re-emergence of the Digital Pictures Project.

Also, I deserve to be voted for, because I own the "Planet of the Apes" 14-disc DVD set in Cornelius's head.

Damn, that's hard to argue with.

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

There's more!

I am SERIOUS about the Digital Pictures Project.

The other day, a package arrived in the mail for me.

What's this? What are all of these cases?

Could they be...?

TWENTY FIVE BRAND NEW, SEALED COPIES of "Quarterback Attack", the Digital Pictures full motion first-person football game starring Mike Ditka.

For you, my friends, I have done this. Quake in awe.

Also...

Frylock wants you to vote for me. That's no screengrab. That's Frylock IN my house, campaigning for me. And he had cancer. You can't say no to cancer survivors...

Posted: Dec 31 2006 02:10 am

I stand by my threats.

Also, this one ends January 3?

Posted: Dec 31 2006 02:37 am

Damn, talk about being on the fucking fence.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 02:40 am

greeneyedzeke wrote:

Also, I deserve to be voted for, because I own the "Planet of the Apes" 14-disc DVD set in Cornelius's head.

Yeah, that's amzingly awesome... but something doesn't feel right...

greeneyedzeke wrote:

TWENTY FIVE BRAND NEW, SEALED COPIES of "Quarterback Attack", the Digital Pictures full motion first-person football game starring Mike Ditka.

Ditka!? I'm sold... for now... Chrisby has time to make a threat on my dick so scary that not even my V.I.P. bodyguards can save me.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 06:06 am

I'll vote later. I'm not decided. The first person to adress me or make something really funny wins.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 05:54 pm

Chrisby wrote:

Also, this one ends January 3?

Yeah. I expect traffic to be down on NYE and NYD, so I want to give people more time to vote. That, and I won't be around to put up new polls at midnight over the next couple days.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 06:27 pm

I voted for Zeke 'cause Chrisby tried too hard with all those picture.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 07:20 pm

I voted for Chrisby because he actually tried with his photos. They weren't flashy, but they were customized. It's not hard to simply click a photo of something, do nothing to it, and just slap it onto the forum. A little ingenuity, please.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

I dunno, I don't think ingenuity is required in the campaign. As long as they persuade. However, by that same token, it's clear Zeke's pics didn't persuade you. Wink

Incidentally, Zeke, two questions: (1) Why twenty-five copes of Quarterback Attack? (2) Where did you get that many copies?

And lastly, I once again strongly recommend finding a copy of the so-called "movie" Game Over to watch. It contains footage from QA too.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 07:42 pm

DarkMaze wrote:

I dunno, I don't think ingenuity is required in the campaign.

This coming from the guy who made a video for his campaign. Shocked

Posted: Jan 01 2007 12:20 am

LOL

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Where's that Yoda pic from Chrisby? It seems familiar.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 05:57 am

12 to 8

Last Day. This better have an epic finale considering how long this round this lasting.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 01:53 pm

Cattivo wrote:

Where's that Yoda pic from Chrisby? It seems familiar.

I'm not sure where exactly it came from. I found it over at 4chan, then added my propaganda text to it.

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

Soon.

All questions will be answered.

EDIT--

AND NOW THEY ARE.

Friends, I present to you a dystopian view of what will happen if I don't win this contest. It's pretty bleak... with just a little hope at the end. I give to you...

"World Without A Leader"

http://www.2d-sprites.com/images/GEZ.mov

Posted: Jan 02 2007 04:36 pm

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Great vid! Very Happy

The thing that killed me was the last shot. There's something vaguely ironic and unquestionably humorous about a pirated stock footage clip of a billowing American flag. Wink

Out of curiosity: the rest of that stuff. Was that Korean news and WWII footage, among other stuff?

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

DarkMaze wrote:

Great vid! Very Happy

The thing that killed me was the last shot. There's something vaguely ironic and unquestionably humorous about a pirated stock footage clip of a billowing American flag. Wink

Out of curiosity: the rest of that stuff. Was that Korean news and WWII footage, among other stuff?

Yeah. I basically scoured various video sites for anything that looked vaguely like propaganda footage. Most of it was from Korea and, well, when you don't actually speak a given language, the characters used to form it can seem intimidating. And that Bon Jovi song just... worked.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 05:25 pm

I vote Zeke. What can I say, he deserves it.