I Hope Hip-Hop does fucking die, mainstream wise. I'm tierd of all this crunk/Hyphy/Hipster bullshit. I hope it goes back to the way it was and what it TRULY was about the struggle, trials and tribulations of you as person, the groove tracks. Not all this pro-tools " Look guys I press buttons , I'm a DJ now!" Bullshit.
And what's with these fucking clothes? Lime green pants with a tight ass GAP T-shirt, and some fucking Vans? AND YOU'RE A GANGSTER??! Shut the fuck up. How In hell are you a thug with fucking skinny jeans and a goddamn faux-hawk? N***** PLEASE!
And what's with this Asher Roth guy? Your a college kid who raps about getting high , you're real cool asshole, Oh and stop stealing beats from Tony-Two Step and other Philly rappers before you end up like Charles Hamilton who currently has an SOS on his head if he steps FOOT in Detriot (Shoutout to Hoodhype .com)
You know what REAL Hip-Hop heads wear? Baggy shit. Big ass winter coats and big fucking Timberlands, with baggy pants and baseball caps cocked to the back, Not no damn sandals and Kaprais with some gay ass MCR scarf with your lame ass TAPOUT t-shirt and your pink Chuck Taylors, go to a real hip-hop event and watch them laugh at your bitch-made ass .
"YO HIPSTER, what are the 5 pillars of hip-hop ?"
Hipster:"What"?
The 5 Pillars: Emceeing ·Breakdance ·Graffiti ·Turntablism ·Beatboxing
Live it.Learn it.Get better at it.
Just remeber guys, history ALWAYS repeats it self.
Hair Metal of the '80's
Indie Rock of the early to mid '90's
Boy Bands
"Live free, Stay free, Love Life"
-Spracoalee
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jul 04 2009 03:49 am
I'm pretty sure the song is supposed to be a mockery of modern music, and not to be taken seriously, if not I'm still going to consider it such.
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
Posted:
Jul 04 2009 05:24 am
Funny as a parody the first time, but half the kids in college I know now have this on their iPods.
So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
Posted:
Jul 04 2009 07:27 am
I'm pretty sure there's already at least two threads about this song lurking around.
My favorite rap song is "Hulk Hogan On Crack" by Bag Of Hammers. I lost the mp3 in a hard drive crash though and damned if I can find it anywhere.
I Hope Hip-Hop does fucking die, mainstream wise. I'm tierd of all this crunk/Hyphy/Hipster bullshit. I hope it goes back to the way it was and what it TRULY was about the struggle, trials and tribulations of you as person, the groove tracks. Not all this pro-tools " Look guys I press buttons , I'm a DJ now!" Bullshit.
And what's with these fucking clothes? Lime green pants with a tight ass GAP T-shirt, and some fucking Vans? AND YOU'RE A GANGSTER??! Shut the fuck up. How In hell are you a thug with fucking skinny jeans and a goddamn faux-hawk? N***** PLEASE!
And what's with this Asher Roth guy? Your a college kid who raps about getting high , you're real cool asshole, Oh and stop stealing beats from Tony-Two Step and other Philly rappers before you end up like Charles Hamilton who currently has an SOS on his head if he steps FOOT in Detriot (Shoutout to Hoodhype .com)
You know what REAL Hip-Hop heads wear? Baggy shit. Big ass winter coats and big fucking Timberlands, with baggy pants and baseball caps cocked to the back, Not no damn sandals and Kaprais with some gay ass MCR scarf with your lame ass TAPOUT t-shirt and your pink Chuck Taylors, go to a real hip-hop event and watch them laugh at your bitch-made ass .
"YO HIPSTER, what are the 5 pillars of hip-hop ?"
Hipster:"What"?
The 5 Pillars: Emceeing ·Breakdance ·Graffiti ·Turntablism ·Beatboxing
Live it.Learn it.Get better at it.
Just remeber guys, history ALWAYS repeats it self.
Hair Metal of the '80's
Indie Rock of the early to mid '90's
Boy Bands
"Live free, Stay free, Love Life"
-Spracoalee
This statement would have been alot more relevant when people were clamoring for it 5 years ago.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
Posted:
Jul 04 2009 11:57 am
SpraCoalee wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Fuck Auto-Tone. It's time to rant now.
I Hope Hip-Hop does fucking die, mainstream wise. I'm tierd of all this crunk/Hyphy/Hipster bullshit. I hope it goes back to the way it was and what it TRULY was about the struggle, trials and tribulations of you as person, the groove tracks. Not all this pro-tools " Look guys I press buttons , I'm a DJ now!" Bullshit.
And what's with these fucking clothes? Lime green pants with a tight ass GAP T-shirt, and some fucking Vans? AND YOU'RE A GANGSTER??! Shut the fuck up. How In hell are you a thug with fucking skinny jeans and a goddamn faux-hawk? N***** PLEASE!
And what's with this Asher Roth guy? Your a college kid who raps about getting high , you're real cool asshole, Oh and stop stealing beats from Tony-Two Step and other Philly rappers before you end up like Charles Hamilton who currently has an SOS on his head if he steps FOOT in Detriot (Shoutout to Hoodhype .com)
You know what REAL Hip-Hop heads wear? Baggy shit. Big ass winter coats and big fucking Timberlands, with baggy pants and baseball caps cocked to the back, Not no damn sandals and Kaprais with some gay ass MCR scarf with your lame ass TAPOUT t-shirt and your pink Chuck Taylors, go to a real hip-hop event and watch them laugh at your bitch-made ass .
"YO HIPSTER, what are the 5 pillars of hip-hop ?"
Hipster:"What"?
The 5 Pillars: Emceeing ·Breakdance ·Graffiti ·Turntablism ·Beatboxing
Live it.Learn it.Get better at it.
Just remeber guys, history ALWAYS repeats it self.
Hair Metal of the '80's
Indie Rock of the early to mid '90's
Boy Bands
"Live free, Stay free, Love Life"
-Spracoalee
This statement would have been alot more relevant when people were clamoring for it 5 years ago.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
Posted:
Jul 04 2009 12:47 pm
JRA wrote:
SpraCoalee wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Fuck Auto-Tone. It's time to rant now.
I Hope Hip-Hop does fucking die, mainstream wise. I'm tierd of all this crunk/Hyphy/Hipster bullshit. I hope it goes back to the way it was and what it TRULY was about the struggle, trials and tribulations of you as person, the groove tracks. Not all this pro-tools " Look guys I press buttons , I'm a DJ now!" Bullshit.
And what's with these fucking clothes? Lime green pants with a tight ass GAP T-shirt, and some fucking Vans? AND YOU'RE A GANGSTER??! Shut the fuck up. How In hell are you a thug with fucking skinny jeans and a goddamn faux-hawk? N***** PLEASE!
And what's with this Asher Roth guy? Your a college kid who raps about getting high , you're real cool asshole, Oh and stop stealing beats from Tony-Two Step and other Philly rappers before you end up like Charles Hamilton who currently has an SOS on his head if he steps FOOT in Detriot (Shoutout to Hoodhype .com)
You know what REAL Hip-Hop heads wear? Baggy shit. Big ass winter coats and big fucking Timberlands, with baggy pants and baseball caps cocked to the back, Not no damn sandals and Kaprais with some gay ass MCR scarf with your lame ass TAPOUT t-shirt and your pink Chuck Taylors, go to a real hip-hop event and watch them laugh at your bitch-made ass .
"YO HIPSTER, what are the 5 pillars of hip-hop ?"
Hipster:"What"?
The 5 Pillars: Emceeing ·Breakdance ·Graffiti ·Turntablism ·Beatboxing
Live it.Learn it.Get better at it.
Just remeber guys, history ALWAYS repeats it self.
Hair Metal of the '80's
Indie Rock of the early to mid '90's
Boy Bands
"Live free, Stay free, Love Life"
-Spracoalee
This statement would have been alot more relevant when people were clamoring for it 5 years ago.
But to me, it seems like it's just getting worse everyday, Maybe it is at it's last stage before it's fall.
You know what's next? Country Music.
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
Posted:
Jul 04 2009 04:30 pm
So oooooold. It was funny until all the idiots at school knew about it.
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
Posted:
Jul 05 2009 02:46 am
I used to find this funny, but this song has been beat to death and then the corpse raped amongst my group of friends.
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
Posted:
Jul 05 2009 07:02 am
SpraCoalee wrote:
But to me, it seems like it's just getting worse everyday, Maybe it is at it's last stage before it's fall.
Country music has been dead and buried for years now. It rose from the grave and became a zombie with the release of "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk."
"Country" musicians today are the exact same thing as the posers you were ranting against that do hip-hop, only with some fake-ass cowboy hats and a southern inflection.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Aug 28 2009 01:30 pm
SpraCoalee wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Fuck Auto-Tone. It's time to rant now.
I Hope Hip-Hop does fucking die, mainstream wise. I'm tierd of all this crunk/Hyphy/Hipster bullshit. I hope it goes back to the way it was and what it TRULY was about the struggle, trials and tribulations of you as person, the groove tracks. Not all this pro-tools " Look guys I press buttons , I'm a DJ now!" Bullshit.
And what's with these fucking clothes? Lime green pants with a tight ass GAP T-shirt, and some fucking Vans? AND YOU'RE A GANGSTER??! Shut the fuck up. How In hell are you a thug with fucking skinny jeans and a goddamn faux-hawk? N***** PLEASE!
And what's with this Asher Roth guy? Your a college kid who raps about getting high , you're real cool asshole, Oh and stop stealing beats from Tony-Two Step and other Philly rappers before you end up like Charles Hamilton who currently has an SOS on his head if he steps FOOT in Detriot (Shoutout to Hoodhype .com)
You know what REAL Hip-Hop heads wear? Baggy shit. Big ass winter coats and big fucking Timberlands, with baggy pants and baseball caps cocked to the back, Not no damn sandals and Kaprais with some gay ass MCR scarf with your lame ass TAPOUT t-shirt and your pink Chuck Taylors, go to a real hip-hop event and watch them laugh at your bitch-made ass .
"YO HIPSTER, what are the 5 pillars of hip-hop ?"
Hipster:"What"?
The 5 Pillars: Emceeing ·Breakdance ·Graffiti ·Turntablism ·Beatboxing
Live it.Learn it.Get better at it.
Just remeber guys, history ALWAYS repeats it self.
Hair Metal of the '80's
Indie Rock of the early to mid '90's
Boy Bands
"Live free, Stay free, Love Life"
-Spracoalee
lets pretend that you're ike here in this video:
see what you did there?
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Aug 28 2009 02:17 pm
Well I don't think genres need a dress code.
and also
IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
Posted:
Aug 28 2009 03:49 pm
I really like this song. I was on a rafting trip in April with people from work and I'd always yell "I'm on a boat!" I believe this song is making fun of rap in general and how many music videos show rappers on yachts and so on drinking champagne and what have you.
I even have a shirt that says "I'm on a boat". For Halloween I bought a cheesy captain hat and I'm going to get a captain's shirt and some slacks and wear my "I'm on a boat" shirt under the other shirt and have it opened half-way Superman style.
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