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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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A box of condoms, a whole trout, and a Sesame Street videotape.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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| A TMNT Michelangelo action figure. |
"You better wear a rubber, 'cause that turtle might be fertil'"
Ummm... How about:
A bag of Dogfood.
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Ex-lax
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vagisil
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pickled pigs feet
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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A copy of "Duck Tales" for NES.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
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a tub of butter.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Tishwitch wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
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| A tickle me elmo. |
I'm pretty sure there are already quite a few women who've bought that.  |
I bought this back massager once, and... |
Was it "the Rabbit"? |
No, but if you want to buy me one, my address is:
j/k
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Don't you mean
"  "?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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Goggles and a pack of cigarettes...
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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A snorkel, and a tape of a This Old House episode.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| A He-Man action figure. |
No condom can contain He-Man.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| A He-Man action figure. |
No condom can contain He-Man. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place. I don't mean episodes of the show either.
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RIP Hacker. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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SuperSmoothSmiley
Title: Todays Tomorrow
Joined: Dec 10 2006
Location: Can, Ont.
Posts: 17
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Condoms
Parent Magazine
Electric Dog Collar
Jiffy Lube
Gloves
Muzzle.
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At weddings old people smile at me and say
"You will be next,"
At funrals I smile at old people and say
"You will be next," |
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