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				I decided to steal this chart from some misc. message board.
 *Goes without saying, but: only superhero films*
 
 Best Picture: Masters of the Universe
 Runner-Up: Superman II (or IV if I had to pick a second)
 
 Best Actor (Hero): Christopher Reeve - Superman :'(
 Runner-Up:  Vincent D'Onofrio - Thor
 
 Best Actor (Villain): Frank Langella - Skeletor
 Runner-Up (tie): Raul Julia - M. Bison, a lot of people - Jason fucking Vorhees
 
 Best Actress: Uma Thurman - Beatrix Kiddo (because I can't think of a real one)
 Runner-Up: Helen Slater - Supergirl
 
 Best Comic Relief Actor or Actress: Otis - Superman I-II
 Runner-Up: Gwildor - Masters of the Universe
 
 Best Musical Score: Danny Elfman - Batman
 
 Best Direction: Tim Burton - Batman Returns
 Runner-Up:
 
 Best Screenplay: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (complete script - great read)
 Runner-Up: I don't know, maybe Batman Begins or something...
 
 Best Special FX: Matrix Revolutions
 Runner-Up: Dark City
 
 Best Fight Sequences: Catwoman vs. Clayface! (upset! Boooooooo!!!)
 
 Best Retro Superhero Movie: The Incredibles
 Runner-Up: The Phantom
 
 Best Animated Superhero Movie: Vampire Hunter D
 Runner-Up: Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
 
 Best TV Superhero Series: Alias... okay, I know... I enjoyed Lois and Clark a lot in the middle seasons.
 Runner Up: Birds of Prey
 
 Movie I Watched Having Never Read The Comic Book That I Quite Liked But Everyone Else in the Universe Seemed To Hate: Mystery Men!
 Runner Up: Daredevil! JUDGE DREDD!!!
 
 Best Introduction of a Character: Skeletor!!!
 
 Best Line In An Otherwise Crappy Movie: "IF YOU WILL NOT TELL ME, I WILL HURT PEOPLE!!!"
 
 Worst Picture: Steel... you thought I was going to say Batman and Robin, didn't you?
 Runner-Up: Forest Gump... what? He was a superhero? Didn't you see the movie?
 
 Worst Actor (Hero): Not Sly Stallone for Judge Dredd!
 Runner-Up: Not Dolph Lundgren for The Punisher
 
 Worst Actor/Actress (Villain): Sharon Stone - Clayface (yes, she was Clayface, you can not convince me otherwise).
 Runner-Up: Faye Dunaway - Selena in Supergirl .... correction, Brenda Vaccaro as Bianca in Supergirl... what the hell did her character even do!?
 
 Worst Musical Score: Danny Elfman - Spider-Man I
 
 Worst Direction: Sam Raimi - Spiderman 2
 Runner-Up: Whoever did Fantastic Four and wasn't the Barbershop guy.
 
 Worst TV 'Superhero' Series EVER EVER EVER - I don't really watch superhero TV... so... West Wing.
 
 Worst casting mistake ever: Halle Berry PERIOD
 
 Most criminal misuse of talent: Bruce Lee, The Green Hornet TV series.
 
 This was a shitty list. This is not definitive by any means. It is 5 in the morning!
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