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Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thedudette/nostalgia-chick/3250-top-10-disturbing-and-inescapable-christmas-songs

Wow, that list was . . . pretty disturbing. i think their still around because the songs are catchy. Let's face it, if people really did pay attention to the lyrics, most of these songs would not even get by the radio station manager. Oh and who elses thinks the Nostalgia Chick is hot?

Posted: Dec 24 2008 09:48 pm

She's not bad, I'd hit that.

Posted: Dec 24 2008 10:09 pm

Okay, so I heard that fucking Hippopotamus song the other day and it pisses me off so much. It's basically about this bitch that wants a Hippo for Christmas, and not a crocodile, kangaroo, or platypus. Yeah, we forgot that you wanted a hippo and accidentally got you a kangaroo. Fucking whore.

Posted: Dec 26 2008 12:17 am

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah, that was creepy. Probably the creepiest was the Alvin and the Chipmunks one, where you heard their real voices. It doesn't seem bad at first, until you realize how slow it's really going. Got me looking over my shoulder once or twice.

Oh, and I'd do the nostalgia chick.

Joined: Nov 27 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 12

God I hate that chipmunks song, it makes me want to murder that guy who took them in. I would do the nostalgia chick if she didn't wear that bowtie.

Posted: Dec 26 2008 03:32 am

I'd like it if Nostalgia Chick wore only the bowtie Wink

Words cannot describe how much I hate 'The Christmas Shoes' and 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer'. Fuuuuck.

And I have that Chipmunks' album on vinyl...it used to be my dad's when he was a kid lol

Posted: Jan 02 2009 01:31 am

I have never heard #10, why is Dick in a Box in a Christmas countdown. The only thing my dick will go into is her. And then Ill probably never call her again unless i get drunk.

She just seems like that person who hangs out at a coffee shop at college, but not like the cool person who hangs out at a coffee shop at college. But I would probably try to hook up with her at said coffee shop.

She just needs to shut the fuck up. Its not that I think her opinions are annoying..oh wait. I do. Like thinking "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" is either A) funny or B) a stupid psychopathic song about your Grandma actually being mauled by a "horned beast". IT'S NEITHER. IT'S A FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONG THAT YOUR MOM WILL LAUGH AT AND ASK IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD IT! Less talky, more fuck me.

She actually has a point about the "Do They Know It's Christmas", but it is still a catchy tune and it's cool to see some of those big time artists get together.

I have never heard some of these tunes, like "The Christmas Shoes". WTF IS THAT. And is that Sandra Bullock? It doesnt make any sense to me at all.

This video has a lot of flaws, but Lindsay Ellis is gorgeous. Like one of those girls where I wouldn't have a problem with them being smarter than me.

Spank. Bank.

Posted: Jan 02 2009 03:48 am

she actually reminds me of my first 'girlfriend', though she probably wouldn't cheat on me with two different guys except it turns out that her ex was never her actual ex and that me and the third guy are just flings...

I tried to add her on MySpace, but she doesn't except band requests Sad