This is kind of a weird idea, but I enjoy rewriting song lyrics, sometimes for parody purposes, sometimes just because. So I thought, why not rewrite old songs to make them more topical? Here are a few
Bruce Springsteen - "Born In The USA"
Original:
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man
Topical:
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to Afghanistan
To go and kill the Taliban
Don Henley - "The End of the Innocence"
Original:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
But now those skies are threatening
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man we've elected king
Topical:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
But now those skies are threatening
They filled us up with empty words
For this phony young man we've elected king
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