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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Bush - "Machinehead"
I like this song because it reminds that I need to breathe in and breathe out. Sometimes I forget.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Judas Priest: "You Don't Have To be old To be Wise"
I like this because it reminds me that I don't have to be old blah blah.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
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Paul Simon - "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
I like this because I suck at relationships and it helped me many times. If he writes a song about how to dispose of a dead hooker, I'll have no more problems with women.
Roger Miller - "You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"
I like this song because I almost did that.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Detachable Penis by King Missile
It gives helpful advice on how to find your penis in case you ever lose it.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Cut The Mullet by Wesley Willis.
It keeps me in line whenever I have a sudden uncontrollabe urge to grow a mullet.
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Scott
Joined: Sep 02 2007
Posts: 79
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Bales of Cocaine by Rev Horton Heat.
It reminds me to keep my eyes on the sky 'cause you never really know what a low-flying plane may drop.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
"Fight the Mustache"
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Puncture Wound Massacre by Cannibal Corpse, Stab!! Hack!! Slash!! Kill!! is always good advice. 
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Fortune Smiles
Title: Strangely Missing
Joined: Aug 19 2008
Location: 6:10:50
Posts: 234
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When you go home with a disgusting slut from the bar it best to remember these words (while you are drunk, mind you):
"Way, way down inside, Im gonna give you my love,
Im gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love."
- "Whole Lotta Love.", L.Z.
This is a great philosophy to go buy, as long as it's ACTUALLY a gal.
Take it from me.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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Will Smith comforts me by telling me that parents just don't understand.
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let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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Will Smith comforts me by telling me it's just my thetans flaring up again. in bed
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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Dennis Leary taught me it's okay to be an asshole. Most people are.
Lemon Demon taught me that nothing worth loving isn't askew in someway and if I had a bad day, a drop of vanilla behinds my ears will make life easier (Smell like a cookie all day.
And Journey taught so many things. They told me "Don't stop believin'. And any way you want it, that's the way you need it. And that sometimes, I should stay awhile."
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