My Retarded Ideas for Super Mario Bros. 2

      What you are about to see are my ideas for Super Mario Bros. 2, written sometime in 1987. I wanted to send this in to Nintendo, but my mom refused to mail it. Apparently if I had, I would have gotten a very nice form letter back from them about how they can't use solicited ideas. The following pages are largely unreadable, but if you suffer through them, you'll see that I was actually ahead of the curve. I foresaw the creation of Baby Bowser, Wario (Evil Mario), and the green Birdo from Mario 2 (One-Foot Fire Goomba). Hell, you could even argue that my Fireman is a lot like Fryguy. I'm like a fucking prophet or something.

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