Mega Man 3 For PC: List of Enemies
ENEMY |
DESCRIPTION |
LEVELS FOUND IN |
# OF BUSTER HITS TO KILL |
 |
BEE. This appears to be a giant bee wearing boxing gloves. He enjoys swooping down out of fucking nowhere to ruin your platforming jumping and knock you off ladders. He can also shoot projectile bee stingers at you. |
Oil Man Bit Man |
5 |
 |
CRAB. This is either a crab or a clam or some retarded hybrid thereof. He swims around erratically and tries to hit you. |
Shark Man Wave Man Blade Man |
5 |
 |
EEL. I think this ugly yellow thing is supposed to be an eel. It spits rocks at you. |
Shark Man |
1 |
 |
FISHMAN. A red fish guy who runs back and forth. Those little purple mittens are quite becoming on him. If you were on him, you'd be cumming too. |
Shark Man Blade Man |
5 |
 |
GATORDUCK. This useless bastard is basically the same thing as the Fishman, except he only takes three hits to kill. Also, he was totally stolen from Capcom's classic DuckTales NES game. |
Torch Man Blade Man |
3 |
 |
LAZER. This indestructible hazard shoots out blue laser beams diagonally. The beams bounce off walls, giving them multiple opportunities to fuck you over. |
Wave Man Torch Man Oil Man Bit Man Blade Man Skull Castle |
N/A |
 |
MOSQUITO. It's a giant fucking mosquito. Mega Man doesn't have blood, so this enemy should leave him alone. And yet, it doesn't. |
Oil Man Bit Man |
1 |
 |
NAUTILUS. Not to be confused with Jules Verne's badass submarine, this lameass shelled cephalopod chases Mega Man through the game's waters. Also, he takes like a million fucking hits to kill. |
Shark Man Wave Man Blade Man |
8 |
 |
NEO MET. An actual Mega Man enemy!? How the fuck did he make it into this disaster? He's rather tough too, taking ten hits to kill. |
Wave Man Torch Man Oil Man Blade Man Skull Castle |
10 |
 |
ROSE. A giant walking rose that shoots fucking thorns at you. This would be a great fucking enemy if Botany Man was in this game. |
Torch Man Blade Man |
1 |
 |
SEA ANEMONE. This is a sea anemone. It shoots Finding Nemos at you and then you have to kill them all. One time this girl asked me to stop killing all the Nemos, but I wouldn't. Then she gave me head so I'd stop, but I killed more Nemos anyway. Good times. |
Shark Man Blade Man |
5 |
 |
SEAWEED MONSTER (SMALL). This little guy just wanted a hug, but I shot him anyway. |
Shark Man |
2 |
 |
SEAWEED MONSTER (LARGE). This guy isn't really all that much bigger than the small seaweed monster, but he can take more hits and he throws more seaweeds at you. |
Shark Man Blade Man |
5 |
 |
SNAILBAT. Oh come on, it's like they're not even fucking trying! |
Shark Man |
1 |
 |
SNAPDRAGON. Another dumb flower enemy. This one spits fire instead of thorns because it's a snap-DRAGON. Man, that's fucking clever. |
Torch Man Oil Man Blade Man |
3 |
 |
SNIPER JOE. Aside from the Robot Masters, Dr. Wily, and the Neo Met, this is the only real fucking Mega Man enemy in the game. Sad, no? |
Wave Man Torch Man Oil Man Blade Man |
3 |
 |
SPIDERSNAKE. Spider-Snake! Can he swing from a web? |
Oil Man |
1 |
 |
TOXIC MAN. A douchebag in a yellow radiation suit who shoots toxic waste at you. He is apparently very radioactive, because his touch damages you significantly more than his projectile does. |
Wave Man Torch Man Oil Man Bit Man Blade Man Skull Castle |
5 |
 |
VENUS FLYTRAP. You know, because two ugly green enemies just weren't enough. |
Torch Man Blade Man |
5 |
 |
WALL GUN. Another indestructible hazard. It can shoot purple bullets in eight different directions. |
Wave Man Torch Man Oil Man Bit Man Blade Man Skull Castle |
N/A |
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