Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band - Hulk Rules
The Hulkster's in the house
Check him out, check him out
Get up off your seat
He's got a brand new beat
CHORUS:
When the going gets tough
The tough get rough
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
The Hulkster's in the room
You know he's on the move
I can feel it in my feet
We're moving to the beat
CHORUS
CHORUS
We're rocking down the house
The band is playing loud
We're blowing off the roof
And we're gonna rock n' roll
When the going gets tough
The tough get rough
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go!
He's Ameeeeeeeeeeerican made!
He's got the red, white, and blue running through his veins
He was born and raised in the US of A
He's government-inspected
He's U.S. grade
If you mess with the flag
It's like a slap in his face
CHORUS:
He's American made (American)
He's American made (a real American)
He's American made (American)
He's American-merican maaaaaaade
He's got the stars and stripes running through his veins
He was born and raised the American way
He wears the heart of his country on his sleeve
He'll fight for your freedom and you better believe
CHORUS
He was born and raised in the US of A
He'll fight for your freedom and you better believe
He's American made (American)
He's American made (a real American)
He's American made (American)
He's American-merican (a real American)
American maaaaaade (American)
American made (a real American)
He's American made (American)
American made (A real American)
Yeah yeah yeah (American)
Yeah American made (a real American)
'merican maaaaaaade (American)
Whoa, he's American made (A real American)
Yow!
Girl: Oh my god!
Hulk: Check out the pump, brother!
Girl: Wanna knock?
Hulk: What's up, dude?
I was born, I was bred, I was Southern fed
Got a crazy idea running through my head
California is the place that I had to be
Then a speech in the pit really set me free
Oh yeah!
CHORUS:
Hey check out the pythons, baby
Would you look at that?
Hey check out the pythons, baby
The Hulkster's back
I was hanging, I was banging, I was turning it on
Everybody on the beach knew it wouldn't be long
I took the belt, it was Flair's, I don't really care
In the hands of the maniacs, we can all share
CHORUS
Fortune and fame was his middle name
We climbed as high as the sky, he remained the same
With the training and the prayers and the vitamins too
Don't mess with us or we'll beat you too
Girl: Are you a Hollywood producer?
Hey check out the pythons, baby (Girl: Oh my god!)
Would you look at that?
Hey check out the pythons, baby (Girl: Ooh, are those like real?)
The Hulkster's back (Hulk: Yeah, Ted Turner, you wanna arm wrestle?)
(Girl: That is soooo awesome)
Hey check out the pythons, baby (Hulk: Gimme some, doooowg!)
Would you look at that? (Girl: Where's your Harley?)
Hey check out the pythons, baby (Hulk: Check out the pump, chump!)
(Girl: Let's bag those!)
The Hulkster's back (Hulk: <unintelligible>, brother!)
Hey check out the pythons, baby (Hulk: Catch the power!)
Would you look at that? (Hulk: Training, prayers, and vitamins!)
Hey check out the pythons, baby (Hulk: Ooh, pulled that new vein in my tricep!)
The Hulkster's back
Hey check out the pythons, baby
(fade)
4. Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
Packed up my boots and I jumped in my car
And I headed for the Sunshine State
And when I got there I gave her a call
She said everything was great
I needed some time with the boys
And she needed her time and space
So I lay on the beach and get me a tan
And I play my music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, The Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
I met a girl on the beach yesterday
And she looked a lot like you
She heard the band play late last night
And she thought the bass player was cute
She was down here on her vacation
Cuz she needed her time and space
So we laid on the beach and got us a tan
And we listened to the music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, The Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
So we'll lay on the beach and get us a tan
And we'll listen to the music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, The Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
So we'll lay on the beach and get us a tan
And we'll listen to the music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, The Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
So we'll lay on the beach and get us a tan
And we'll listen to the music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, The Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
(fade)
(19 fucking seconds of motorcycle noises)
Come on baby we're a-going for a ride
Put your arms around me and a-hold on tight
Turn up the music cuz we wanna hear it loud
The girls all know it's a boys' night out
Cuz we're bad, bad, bad
To the bone
To the bone
Here on the highway let that Harley rip and roar
Hammer down the road give that baby some more
Turn up the volume cuz we like to rock n' roll
The girls all know that we're outta control
Cuz we're bad, bad, bad
To the bone
To the bone
WAAAAAAAAAH!
Turn up the volume cuz we like to rock n' roll
The girls all know that we're outta control
Cuz we're bad, bad, bad
To the bone
To the bone
To the bone
To the bone
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
If you want to be a Hulkamaniac
I can sure tell you how to stay on track
You gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too
These are all the things that the maniacs do
Positive thoughts and positive deeds
These are the things that make you succeed
Always be good to your family and friends
They're the only ones who will be there in the end
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
When you're looking for something cool to do
Just pick good friends to be with you
You better watch out where you are at
You may be judged where you hang your hat
Can you feel the music? Can you feel the beat?
You don't need drugs to move your feet
When the dealer tries to push on you
Just tell him what you're gonna do
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
Try and do good each and every day
Don't give 'em nothing bad to say
Always go swimming with a buddy
Work real hard and always study
If you want to be real real cool
Don't be so stupid and play the fool
Get your education each and every day
These are all the things that the maniacs say
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I want to be a Hulkamaniac,have fun with my family and friends
I was walking down the beach
Looking for some action
Had my radio set on a rap-rap station
Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation
She wanted me to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation
CHORUS:
We are the beach patrol
We wanna party party party
We are the beach patrol
We wanna party party party
We were cruisin' down the beach
Checking out the action
Had my radio rockin' to a heavy metal station
Putting on some shades, trying to catch some rays
When I caught the lifeguard messin' with my babe
CHORUS
Whoop! There it is!
Whoop! There it is!
You better watch out
Here comes my boyfriend
(Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the mix)
Whoop there it is!
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet deep
If you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy can lose control
You just don't mess with the beach patrol
CHORUS
When you're hangin' at the beach
You can see so much
Look all you want
But you better not touch
Take it from me, don't lose control
Cuz you're gonna have to deal with the beach patrol
CHORUS
We are the beach patrol (Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the mix)
We wanna party party party
We are the beach patrol (Hey girlfrieeeend!)
We wanna party party party
(repeat CHORUS twice while Hulk rambles on about "dudes" and "slammin' to beat" and God knows what else)
They say your heart is made out of stone
You've got me hanging by a string
My friends all tell me you're bad to the bone
Please be bad to me
CHORUS:
Woooah, you're the one
The only one
Hulk's the only one for me
Woooah, he's the man
The only man
Hulk's the only man for me
You had me hooked from that very first look
You've got me down on my knees
When you turned on the charm I heard the alarm
I should have called the police
CHORUS
CHORUS
My friends all tell me I'm under your spell
That I'm too blind to see
You come on so strong and then you are gone
You've turned the lights out on me
CHORUS
CHORUS
CHORUS
(fade)
I read it in the papers
I saw it on TV
I guess there'll be one empty seat
When I wrestle at Wembley
I used to tear my shirt
But now you've torn my heart
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the very start (right from the staaaaart)
CHORUS:
You were my friend
I'll see you again (This is not the end)
When The Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven! Heaven! Heaveeeeeeen!)
We'll tag up again (again,again)
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac
(A friend to the end, I'll see you again)
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again
You were my friend
I'll see you again (I will see you again)
When I climb back in the ring
You know we'll win this fight
I wish you were here at ringside
To cheer me on tonight
The spotlight now grows dim
And now it's not on me
The prayers we said together
Are still our guarantee
CHORUS
You were my friend (You...were...my...frieeeend!)
I'll see you again
(The world just lost, the world just lost)
(My friend, he's my friend)
You were my friend (Yoooou were)
I'll see you again (I'll see you)
When The Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven! Heeeeeeeaven!)
We'll tag up again (...again)
The world just lost (just lost) another Hulkamaniac
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again (bring you back,bring you back again)
The world just lost (just lost) another Hulkamaniac
I wish Hulk's love (his love) could bring you back again (his love)
(You were my frieeeeeeeeend)
When he steps into the ring, he's ready for a fight
His 24 inch pythons are loaded up tonight
Everyone is talking trash, but he knows that talk is cheap
If you mess with The Hulkster, he'll rearrange your teeth
Wooooah oh oh
The Hulkster rules
Wooooah oh oh
The Hulkster rules
Aw yeah
If you ever get in trouble and you need a helping hand
Just call on The Hulkster and he will be your friend
He'll stand up for your freedom, he'll stand up for your rights
United you both will stand, together you will fight
Wooooah oh oh
The Hulkster rules yeah yeah
Wooooah oh oh
The Hulkster rules
Said he grooves
Woah, woah, Hulkster rules
Woah, woah, Hulkster rules
Oh. oh, Hulkster rules
Oh, oh, Hulkster rules
Notes
1. American Made was Hogan's original entrance music in WCW
2. Hulk Hogan does not do lead vocals on tracks 1,2,4,5,8, or 10
3. Verse 2 of "Hulkster's Back" references Hogan's 1994 victory over Flair at the Bash at the Beach PPV
4. Verse 3 of "Hulkster's Back" is probably about longtime Hogan friend and manager Jimmy Hart
5. "Wrestling Boot Traveling Band" and "Bad To The Bone" are sung by Jimmy Hart
6. "Hulk's The One" is sung by Hogan's wife Linda
7. All songs on Hulk Rules were written by Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Hart, and J.J. Maguire
8. "American Made" and "Hulkster In Heaven" are the only songs on the album that last longer than 3 minutes.
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